The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 43.37 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 13,930 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,203 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, the fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism's fingers, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and tardiness has increased after carpooling was classified as a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.

Rhanukhan is ranked 8,026^th in the world and 9^th in Caer Sidi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.54 law-abiding acts per hour.