The Unified Provinces of Rhanukhan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chairman Horatio J Prism with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 44.337 billion Rhanukhanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhanukhan Kaglakh. The average income tax rate is 19.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhanukhani economy, worth an astonishing 14,305 trillion khongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,657 khongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, Rhanukhani police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Rhanukhan as a reminder of their "special relationship", and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhanukhan's national animal is the Burrowing Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the leader's cult of personality.

Rhanukhan is ranked 2,545^th in the world and 4^th in Caer Sidi for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,310.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.