| Population | 21.643 billion |
| Capital | Neo Dargaard |
| Leader | Soth13 |
| Faith | Scientific Atheism |
| Currency | Firkin |
| Animal | Honey Bee |
The Parliamentary Monarchy of The Beer Barony is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Soth13 with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.643 billion Brewers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Dargaard. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Beer Baronyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,527 trillion Firkins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,169 Firkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and Beer Baronyian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Beer Barony's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scientific Atheism.
The Beer Barony is ranked 293,397th in the world and 26th in Free Market Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -25.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Beer Barony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : The Beer Barony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, Beer Baronyian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Beer Barony, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
