The Shattered state of Zelenorossiya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anarchy with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 3.577 billion Zelenorossiyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Undetermined. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zelenorossiyan economy, worth 596 trillion Universal Zelenorossiyan Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,678 Universal Zelenorossiyan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, Zelenorossiya has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenorossiya's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zelenorossiya is ranked 10,691^st in the world and 5^th in Avaldonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.81 law-abiding acts per hour.