by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,565thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,408thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,297th
The Purification Authority of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Alone and defeated
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population617 million

CapitalNew Dublin

CurrencyIrish pound

The Purification Authority of Zelenorossiya is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 617 million Irish are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dublin. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Irish economy, worth 67.1 trillion Irish pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 108,727 Irish pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Irish police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, Irish politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and solid-gold toilets are Irish prisons' least expensive furnishings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenorossiya's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zelenorossiya is ranked 36,938th in the world and 188th in United Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,565thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,408thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 16,297thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,050thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,713thHealthiest Citizens: 21,801stLowest Crime Rates: 22,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,003rdMost Patriotic: 23,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,360thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,470thLargest Insurance Industry: 29,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,185th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the region

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