The Stabby Nova Guy of Homyland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Netherwatcher with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.162 billion Homylanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archenicas. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Homylandite economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Asvires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 190,876 Asvires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, every workday begins with group therapy, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homyland's national animal is the malicious duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Homyland is ranked 279,282^nd in the world and 267^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Most Armed, with 0.15 weapons per person.