The 3rd Celtic Federal Republic of Homyland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 568 million Homylanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rovorel. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Homylandite economy, worth 53.6 trillion Asvires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 94,434 Asvires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime is totally unknown. Homyland's national animal is the Stonsect, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Homyland is ranked 32,232^nd in the world and 21^st in First World Order for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,481.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.