The United Confederation of Homyland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joan Lassa with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.533 billion Homylanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archenicas. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Homylandite economy, worth 211 trillion Asvires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,962 Asvires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Homylandite language, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homyland's national animal is the Kinderer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Homyland is ranked 175,459^th in the world and 200^th in First World Order for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.