by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,174thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,242ndBest Weather: 2,540th
The Hyperbolic Afterthought of
Left-wing Utopia
How long do I get to keep you, to keep you?
Joan Lassa
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.703 billion

LeaderJoan Lassa


The Hyperbolic Afterthought of Homyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joan Lassa with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.703 billion Homylanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archenicas. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Homylandite economy, worth 436 trillion Asvires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,479 Asvires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Joan Lassa sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homyland's national animal is the Kinderer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Homyland is ranked 181,187th in the world and 6,486th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -6.82 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,174thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,242ndBest Weather: 2,540thMost Inclusive: 3,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,320thMost Influential: 3,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,457thHealthiest Citizens: 3,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,905thHighest Food Quality: 4,955thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,035thLargest Governments: 5,316thNicest Citizens: 5,737thLowest Crime Rates: 5,796thMost Developed: 5,799thMost Secular: 6,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,089thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,988thSmartest Citizens: 7,027thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,215thRudest Citizens: 7,444thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,977thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,486thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,502ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,982ndSafest: 13,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,331stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,240thMost Cultured: 16,335thMost Efficient Economies: 20,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,682nd
Best Weather: 165th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 218th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 229th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 242nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 278th in the regionLargest Governments: 281st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 292nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 292nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 311th in the regionMost Secular: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 345th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 346th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 373rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 393rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 414th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 560th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 579th in the regionSafest: 731st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 767th in the region

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