The Hyperbolic Afterthought of Homyland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joan Lassa with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.703 billion Homylanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archenicas. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Homylandite economy, worth 436 trillion Asvires a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,479 Asvires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Joan Lassa sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homyland's national animal is the Kinderer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Homyland is ranked 181,187^th in the world and 6,486^th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -6.82 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.