The Kingdom of Burmaniaa is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Burmese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.3%.

The strong Burmese economy, worth 3.28 trillion Kyats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,906 Kyats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Burmaniaa's national animal is the peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Burmaniaa is ranked 156,073^rd in the world and 25^th in Union de Naciones Latinas e Ibericas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,022.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.