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I am given to understand that the Lady Hyacinth Bucket also has the option of hiring Orcus and Gratchus who will steadfastly maintain they are qualified to do both jobs despite communicating in little more than grunts that sometimes approach the language that might be called Mandarin, and will do a bang-up job that will, conservatively, last for 3 months before falling apart from inferior products used and lack of understanding of how to properly do any of the actual work involved.

NB: This is a joke response, not a serious expression.

Post self-deleted by Pavilion tent.

Pavilion tent

Hey! I'm number 2 in nudity in the region! WOW!!!

The United Republic of Westend, Wampummariut, Serrus, Willania imperium, and 2 othersThe united kingdoms of calradia, and Gingemoushia

Pavilion tent wrote:Hi!!

Pavilion tent wrote:Hey! I'm number 2 in nudity in the region! WOW!!!

Welcome to the west pacific. We frown upon double posting on the RMB.


Our region, The West Pacific, is usually an easy-going, fun, relaxed region that welcomes anyone willing to be a part of it. But, we do have some rules that make life here better for everyone. In order to help you understand us a little better, we present you with this Code of Conduct. Please read it thoroughly and keep it close to your heart. Violation of the Code will result in (at the very least) a stern warning and (at the most) a one way ticket to The Rejected Realms.

  • Respect the Endorsement Cap
    The Endorsement Caps can be found here. Any nation violating the cap will usually be contacted first, but this is not always the case. Please pay attention to your Cap number. It is your responsibility!

  • Follow the proper RMB Etiquette
    Our RMB is a public place where we all come to chat, share something funny, debate or simply find entertainment. As such, we do not tolerate any inappropriate subjects being discussed there. Some examples are (but is not limited to); racism, sexism, Fascism, Nazism, overtly mature content, profanity and the like. This is not a complete list so you should always listen to your fellow TWPers when a topic of yours is not welcomed. The Delegate, Guardians, and Regional Officers have the authority to decide whether a topic is inappropriate or not and will act accordingly, which can mean anything from a public warning or suppression of your posts to banjection from the region without further warning. Please take a look at the complete RMB Etiquette Rules here.

  • Respect all our policies
    We don't like troublemakers who come and try to, well... make trouble. There is a huge difference between joining the region and trying to make an impact, and just being a huge pain in the... "backyard". Remember that the Delegate is the ultimate authority in the region, and his Regional Officers and Guardians inherit the authority given to them by the Delegate and may use it at their discretion. So play nice.

  • Respect other nations names and symbols
    Each nation in TWP belongs to a player who has molded it into whatever he or she desired it to be, including symbols, descriptions, name, etc, and we believe it is disrespectful if you use or abuse any of those without first getting the proper permission. Some level of similarity can be understood, but sometimes it is clearly obvious that you have taken something from another nation. Ask first and most times the other nation will be more than happy to help you out. If not, then the Delegate or Guardians will take whatever actions they deem necessary.

  • Do not come here with ill-intentions
    If you come here trying to topple the rightful Delegate of The West Pacific, or to harm our RMB with unwanted spam, or to support a foreign organization trying to harm us, you will quickly find out we are neither passive nor welcoming when threatened.

  • Do not harass your fellow players
    If you harass a fellow player publicly in the RMB or privately through telegrams, you will not only find yourself quickly kicked out of the region, but you'll also be reported to the Moderators. We want everyone to enjoy this place in a safe environment. This is a zero-tolerance rule. Please understand that what someone else considers harassment may not seem like harassment to you, so err on the side of caution.

  • Choose your nation's name and motto wisely
    We do not allow inappropriate subjects or images in the name, motto, currency, national animal, demonym, capital city, leader, national religion, national flag, or banner of your nation. If you decide to something inappropriate with these fields, the Delegate or Guardians may or may not give you a chance to fix the issue. It's up to them. Most new nations who get banjected are gone because of a violation of this rule.

  • Ask questions but take the time to learn
    Most of the experienced players love to help you out and answer your questions (although most questions can be answered in the Survival Guide). But if you are told where to find the answer then don't expect to be spoon-fed. We all try to be adults here and that means that pointing you to an answer is as good as giving it to you, especially for ones that are easy to locate. Nothing will make you less welcome than to demand a written answer on the RMB or Telegram after being told where you can find it. You won't get kicked out, but you won't make any friends.

  • English please
    The game's language is English, and The West Pacific has decided that English is the language of its RMB and Forums. This does not mean that other languages are forbidden. It means that we expect you to offer a translation of whatever you said, so the rest of the community can understand you. Google Translate usually works well enough to get your message across if you don't feel confident enough to provide your own translation, so no excuses. There is nothing worse than seeing a whole conversation that you can't understand. And if English is not your primary language, let us know.

  • Proper English as much as possible
    We know that a lot of people are used to text-speak where words are shortened or initialed to make your point quicker. And we have no problem with the occasional "sup fam" or "IIRC" (we don't even mind the occasional use of emoji if you can figure out how to use them on the RMB). But remember that there are people from all over the world on the RMB and Forums. English may not be their first language and what seems innocent to you may be an insult or impossible to understand if shortened or initialed. So think before doing that too often. However, one thing that is not tolerated is speech like "if u gonna rite lik u know, tis, u no what I say?" That will get you a warning first then a banjection if it continues. Remember the words of Weird Al, "(we) hate these word crimes". Watch Linkthis video if you don't know who Weird Al is or what Word Crimes are.

  • Don't be a dick (should be self-explanatory)

  • All your chocolate belongs to Darkesia

Just remember that the Delegate and their appointed Regional Officers and Guardians are committed to allow The West Pacific to become your home region, and to make you feel welcomed. However, realize we have our own culture. We are snarky, sometimes cynical, sometimes satirical, but never pitiful or cruel. We aim to find entertainment in this game, without allowing anyone to ruin that entertainment. This is a GAME after all, and it is meant to be fun for EVERYONE. Have a playful spirit, be wise with your words and quick with your keyboard, and you'll fit in here.

WELCOME TO THE WEST PACIFIC!

Read dispatch


Your Survival Guide
to NationStates
(or How to look really , really smart)
Abridged Edition

This guide contains basic and advanced information
pertaining to the game-play in NationStates,
with Page 2 dedicated to The West Pacific.
In the following pages you will find links to all kinds of
'how-to's', who's who, what to generally expect
and what is expected of you.
A lot of this information is currently
scattered across the game
in various locations
and some are external links,
like to off site forum threads,
but all have been collected here
in one convenient location.
This is still very much a work in progress
and by no means is it being touted as 'complete',
however, there is a lot of game useful information presented.

Meant as a 'guide' for newer players
and a reference for the rest of us.




Shall we get started?



Page 1
Basic game rules/questions/how-to (beginner)

Page 2
The West Pacific (Dispatches specific to TWP)

Page 3
How-To, game mechanics/tools/codes(formatting)/Tips & Techniques

Page 4
Dispatches - player created (tips/guides/techniques)





If you found any part of this guide useful,
Please give it a 'Like/Upvote'.This puts the guide higher up
the list of dispatches and more people can reference it.
Thank you very nice!


Read dispatch

Read these to have an understanding of our rules please.

Davelands, The United Republic of Westend, Skymoot, Willania imperium, and 1 otherNorth dwybitalisemoratisir

*sips hot chocolate*

Skymoot and Willania imperium

*Eats pie.*

Skymoot and Willania imperium

*sips Maple Pecan latte*

Skymoot and Willania imperium

Twp resisted again despite that hard zombie wave. I wasn't very present but good work guys! o7

Big Bad Badger, Davelands, Skymoot, and Willania imperium

Crossed hammers

Hello everyone! 😁

*shoots at emoji with rubber bands*

Skymoot and Willania imperium

Thoughts on the NS Zombie Apocalypse

1. This year there was a lot of spontaneous zombie infection. Some nations got cleaned up completely multiple times, only to have a zombie population chewing on their citizens a few hours later.

2. From the graphs, it looked like infection not dealt with after ten hours became deadly. People started dying at that point.

3. An infected nation that got a cure missile appeared to have the death clock reset - it didn't take a complete cure to stop deaths from happening.

IF this setup is kept for the next Halloween, a change in tactics may be in order. Doling out cure missiles one per nation before folks go to sleep/work may keep deaths down. Also, given the rate of diminishing returns, it may not be worth cleaning up nations entirely, especially with the zombie respawn rates we were seeing.

I'm just glad we're not embracing zombies, I was married to one for long enough

Adaia, Greynne, States of glory, Big Bad Badger, and 5 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Wampummariut, Skymoot, Serrus, and Willania imperium

Greynne wrote:Thoughts on the NS Zombie Apocalypse *Rest is snipped*

Well it's a good thing we got 364 days until the next fight to think of a better plan! Let's not forget the 66+ nations cured the night before by all of us. We did well with the hand we were dealt, and the Dragoons rallied at the right times. Just gotta tweak rather than toss the old plan I think.

Post by System of law suppressed by a moderator.

It's never good to advertise on an RMB. You'd almost anger a dragon. Or god forbid... wake the guard dog Yy4u.

Post by System of law suppressed by a moderator.

We are going to have an after action report for Zombie day on the forum set up to place suggestions and the such.

Skymoot and Willania imperium

The united kingdoms of calradia

Big Bad Badger wrote:We are going to have an after action report for Zombie day on the forum set up to place suggestions and the such.

Just no strong words right! 😂

Willania imperium

System of law wrote:Don't worry, its such a good discord that even he or she idk will love it!

Hello! Welcome to the West Pacific! A word of advice: Never underestimate the RMB Watchdog. As bad as the bark may be, the bite is absolutely terrifying, especially with its throwing abilities! But, Yy4u is a respectable person that is nice if you follow the rules. Here’s a guide then for you.


Our region, The West Pacific, is usually an easy-going, fun, relaxed region that welcomes anyone willing to be a part of it. But, we do have some rules that make life here better for everyone. In order to help you understand us a little better, we present you with this Code of Conduct. Please read it thoroughly and keep it close to your heart. Violation of the Code will result in (at the very least) a stern warning and (at the most) a one way ticket to The Rejected Realms.

  • Respect the Endorsement Cap
    The Endorsement Caps can be found here. Any nation violating the cap will usually be contacted first, but this is not always the case. Please pay attention to your Cap number. It is your responsibility!

  • Follow the proper RMB Etiquette
    Our RMB is a public place where we all come to chat, share something funny, debate or simply find entertainment. As such, we do not tolerate any inappropriate subjects being discussed there. Some examples are (but is not limited to); racism, sexism, Fascism, Nazism, overtly mature content, profanity and the like. This is not a complete list so you should always listen to your fellow TWPers when a topic of yours is not welcomed. The Delegate, Guardians, and Regional Officers have the authority to decide whether a topic is inappropriate or not and will act accordingly, which can mean anything from a public warning or suppression of your posts to banjection from the region without further warning. Please take a look at the complete RMB Etiquette Rules here.

  • Respect all our policies
    We don't like troublemakers who come and try to, well... make trouble. There is a huge difference between joining the region and trying to make an impact, and just being a huge pain in the... "backyard". Remember that the Delegate is the ultimate authority in the region, and his Regional Officers and Guardians inherit the authority given to them by the Delegate and may use it at their discretion. So play nice.

  • Respect other nations names and symbols
    Each nation in TWP belongs to a player who has molded it into whatever he or she desired it to be, including symbols, descriptions, name, etc, and we believe it is disrespectful if you use or abuse any of those without first getting the proper permission. Some level of similarity can be understood, but sometimes it is clearly obvious that you have taken something from another nation. Ask first and most times the other nation will be more than happy to help you out. If not, then the Delegate or Guardians will take whatever actions they deem necessary.

  • Do not come here with ill-intentions
    If you come here trying to topple the rightful Delegate of The West Pacific, or to harm our RMB with unwanted spam, or to support a foreign organization trying to harm us, you will quickly find out we are neither passive nor welcoming when threatened.

  • Do not harass your fellow players
    If you harass a fellow player publicly in the RMB or privately through telegrams, you will not only find yourself quickly kicked out of the region, but you'll also be reported to the Moderators. We want everyone to enjoy this place in a safe environment. This is a zero-tolerance rule. Please understand that what someone else considers harassment may not seem like harassment to you, so err on the side of caution.

  • Choose your nation's name and motto wisely
    We do not allow inappropriate subjects or images in the name, motto, currency, national animal, demonym, capital city, leader, national religion, national flag, or banner of your nation. If you decide to something inappropriate with these fields, the Delegate or Guardians may or may not give you a chance to fix the issue. It's up to them. Most new nations who get banjected are gone because of a violation of this rule.

  • Ask questions but take the time to learn
    Most of the experienced players love to help you out and answer your questions (although most questions can be answered in the Survival Guide). But if you are told where to find the answer then don't expect to be spoon-fed. We all try to be adults here and that means that pointing you to an answer is as good as giving it to you, especially for ones that are easy to locate. Nothing will make you less welcome than to demand a written answer on the RMB or Telegram after being told where you can find it. You won't get kicked out, but you won't make any friends.

  • English please
    The game's language is English, and The West Pacific has decided that English is the language of its RMB and Forums. This does not mean that other languages are forbidden. It means that we expect you to offer a translation of whatever you said, so the rest of the community can understand you. Google Translate usually works well enough to get your message across if you don't feel confident enough to provide your own translation, so no excuses. There is nothing worse than seeing a whole conversation that you can't understand. And if English is not your primary language, let us know.

  • Proper English as much as possible
    We know that a lot of people are used to text-speak where words are shortened or initialed to make your point quicker. And we have no problem with the occasional "sup fam" or "IIRC" (we don't even mind the occasional use of emoji if you can figure out how to use them on the RMB). But remember that there are people from all over the world on the RMB and Forums. English may not be their first language and what seems innocent to you may be an insult or impossible to understand if shortened or initialed. So think before doing that too often. However, one thing that is not tolerated is speech like "if u gonna rite lik u know, tis, u no what I say?" That will get you a warning first then a banjection if it continues. Remember the words of Weird Al, "(we) hate these word crimes". Watch Linkthis video if you don't know who Weird Al is or what Word Crimes are.

  • Don't be a dick (should be self-explanatory)

  • All your chocolate belongs to Darkesia

Just remember that the Delegate and their appointed Regional Officers and Guardians are committed to allow The West Pacific to become your home region, and to make you feel welcomed. However, realize we have our own culture. We are snarky, sometimes cynical, sometimes satirical, but never pitiful or cruel. We aim to find entertainment in this game, without allowing anyone to ruin that entertainment. This is a GAME after all, and it is meant to be fun for EVERYONE. Have a playful spirit, be wise with your words and quick with your keyboard, and you'll fit in here.

WELCOME TO THE WEST PACIFIC!

Read dispatch


Your Survival Guide
to NationStates
(or How to look really , really smart)
Abridged Edition

This guide contains basic and advanced information
pertaining to the game-play in NationStates,
with Page 2 dedicated to The West Pacific.
In the following pages you will find links to all kinds of
'how-to's', who's who, what to generally expect
and what is expected of you.
A lot of this information is currently
scattered across the game
in various locations
and some are external links,
like to off site forum threads,
but all have been collected here
in one convenient location.
This is still very much a work in progress
and by no means is it being touted as 'complete',
however, there is a lot of game useful information presented.

Meant as a 'guide' for newer players
and a reference for the rest of us.




Shall we get started?



Page 1
Basic game rules/questions/how-to (beginner)

Page 2
The West Pacific (Dispatches specific to TWP)

Page 3
How-To, game mechanics/tools/codes(formatting)/Tips & Techniques

Page 4
Dispatches - player created (tips/guides/techniques)





If you found any part of this guide useful,
Please give it a 'Like/Upvote'.This puts the guide higher up
the list of dispatches and more people can reference it.
Thank you very nice!


Read dispatch

Skymoot wrote:Well it's a good thing we got 364 days until the next fight to think of a better plan! Let's not forget the 66+ nations cured the night before by all of us. We did well with the hand we were dealt, and the Dragoons rallied at the right times. Just gotta tweak rather than toss the old plan I think.

Totally. I think we did good but taking into account the new developments we definitely need to do some reëvaluation.

Skymoot

Adaia wrote:Totally. I think we did good but taking into account the new developments we definitely need to do some reëvaluation.

Indeed. No seriously. I saw all the "ded doodz" and I was like...
what is this
why is this
how did they let some doof kill most of my citizens
*brainbroke*

Then I learned it was a gameplay thing.

Skymoot

Hello peoples

Amazing austrialians

Hi everyone

The united kingdoms of calradia

The united kingdoms of calradia

Hello

Willania imperium

Dessiaa wrote:Hello peoples

Amazing austrialians wrote:Hi everyone

Hello! Welcome to the West Pacific! Although Z-Day has ended, there's still fun to be held here! Here are some helpful dispatches for you.


Our region, The West Pacific, is usually an easy-going, fun, relaxed region that welcomes anyone willing to be a part of it. But, we do have some rules that make life here better for everyone. In order to help you understand us a little better, we present you with this Code of Conduct. Please read it thoroughly and keep it close to your heart. Violation of the Code will result in (at the very least) a stern warning and (at the most) a one way ticket to The Rejected Realms.

  • Respect the Endorsement Cap
    The Endorsement Caps can be found here. Any nation violating the cap will usually be contacted first, but this is not always the case. Please pay attention to your Cap number. It is your responsibility!

  • Follow the proper RMB Etiquette
    Our RMB is a public place where we all come to chat, share something funny, debate or simply find entertainment. As such, we do not tolerate any inappropriate subjects being discussed there. Some examples are (but is not limited to); racism, sexism, Fascism, Nazism, overtly mature content, profanity and the like. This is not a complete list so you should always listen to your fellow TWPers when a topic of yours is not welcomed. The Delegate, Guardians, and Regional Officers have the authority to decide whether a topic is inappropriate or not and will act accordingly, which can mean anything from a public warning or suppression of your posts to banjection from the region without further warning. Please take a look at the complete RMB Etiquette Rules here.

  • Respect all our policies
    We don't like troublemakers who come and try to, well... make trouble. There is a huge difference between joining the region and trying to make an impact, and just being a huge pain in the... "backyard". Remember that the Delegate is the ultimate authority in the region, and his Regional Officers and Guardians inherit the authority given to them by the Delegate and may use it at their discretion. So play nice.

  • Respect other nations names and symbols
    Each nation in TWP belongs to a player who has molded it into whatever he or she desired it to be, including symbols, descriptions, name, etc, and we believe it is disrespectful if you use or abuse any of those without first getting the proper permission. Some level of similarity can be understood, but sometimes it is clearly obvious that you have taken something from another nation. Ask first and most times the other nation will be more than happy to help you out. If not, then the Delegate or Guardians will take whatever actions they deem necessary.

  • Do not come here with ill-intentions
    If you come here trying to topple the rightful Delegate of The West Pacific, or to harm our RMB with unwanted spam, or to support a foreign organization trying to harm us, you will quickly find out we are neither passive nor welcoming when threatened.

  • Do not harass your fellow players
    If you harass a fellow player publicly in the RMB or privately through telegrams, you will not only find yourself quickly kicked out of the region, but you'll also be reported to the Moderators. We want everyone to enjoy this place in a safe environment. This is a zero-tolerance rule. Please understand that what someone else considers harassment may not seem like harassment to you, so err on the side of caution.

  • Choose your nation's name and motto wisely
    We do not allow inappropriate subjects or images in the name, motto, currency, national animal, demonym, capital city, leader, national religion, national flag, or banner of your nation. If you decide to something inappropriate with these fields, the Delegate or Guardians may or may not give you a chance to fix the issue. It's up to them. Most new nations who get banjected are gone because of a violation of this rule.

  • Ask questions but take the time to learn
    Most of the experienced players love to help you out and answer your questions (although most questions can be answered in the Survival Guide). But if you are told where to find the answer then don't expect to be spoon-fed. We all try to be adults here and that means that pointing you to an answer is as good as giving it to you, especially for ones that are easy to locate. Nothing will make you less welcome than to demand a written answer on the RMB or Telegram after being told where you can find it. You won't get kicked out, but you won't make any friends.

  • English please
    The game's language is English, and The West Pacific has decided that English is the language of its RMB and Forums. This does not mean that other languages are forbidden. It means that we expect you to offer a translation of whatever you said, so the rest of the community can understand you. Google Translate usually works well enough to get your message across if you don't feel confident enough to provide your own translation, so no excuses. There is nothing worse than seeing a whole conversation that you can't understand. And if English is not your primary language, let us know.

  • Proper English as much as possible
    We know that a lot of people are used to text-speak where words are shortened or initialed to make your point quicker. And we have no problem with the occasional "sup fam" or "IIRC" (we don't even mind the occasional use of emoji if you can figure out how to use them on the RMB). But remember that there are people from all over the world on the RMB and Forums. English may not be their first language and what seems innocent to you may be an insult or impossible to understand if shortened or initialed. So think before doing that too often. However, one thing that is not tolerated is speech like "if u gonna rite lik u know, tis, u no what I say?" That will get you a warning first then a banjection if it continues. Remember the words of Weird Al, "(we) hate these word crimes". Watch Linkthis video if you don't know who Weird Al is or what Word Crimes are.

  • Don't be a dick (should be self-explanatory)

  • All your chocolate belongs to Darkesia

Just remember that the Delegate and their appointed Regional Officers and Guardians are committed to allow The West Pacific to become your home region, and to make you feel welcomed. However, realize we have our own culture. We are snarky, sometimes cynical, sometimes satirical, but never pitiful or cruel. We aim to find entertainment in this game, without allowing anyone to ruin that entertainment. This is a GAME after all, and it is meant to be fun for EVERYONE. Have a playful spirit, be wise with your words and quick with your keyboard, and you'll fit in here.

WELCOME TO THE WEST PACIFIC!

Read dispatch

Your Survival Guide
to NationStates
(or How to look really , really smart)
Abridged Edition

This guide contains basic and advanced information
pertaining to the game-play in NationStates,
with Page 2 dedicated to The West Pacific.
In the following pages you will find links to all kinds of
'how-to's', who's who, what to generally expect
and what is expected of you.
A lot of this information is currently
scattered across the game
in various locations
and some are external links,
like to off site forum threads,
but all have been collected here
in one convenient location.
This is still very much a work in progress
and by no means is it being touted as 'complete',
however, there is a lot of game useful information presented.

Meant as a 'guide' for newer players
and a reference for the rest of us.




Shall we get started?



Page 1
Basic game rules/questions/how-to (beginner)

Page 2
The West Pacific (Dispatches specific to TWP)

Page 3
How-To, game mechanics/tools/codes(formatting)/Tips & Techniques

Page 4
Dispatches - player created (tips/guides/techniques)





If you found any part of this guide useful,
Please give it a 'Like/Upvote'.This puts the guide higher up
the list of dispatches and more people can reference it.
Thank you very nice!


Read dispatch

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