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Second united states republic

Morning, everyone! It's your newly-confirmed Minister of Culture here. I'm here to encourage y'all to join our regional discord and roleplay servers (links found on the region page by clicking the 'Union of Democratic States' button). If you aren't convinced, here's a couple reasons why you should join:

1. Easier access to voting and joining the political process in general.
2. A fun, low-stress community where you can roleplay the nation you want.
3. Opportunity to interact with citizens who are more active on discord but have a large presence in the region's history.
4. A channel for political conversations, debates, and more.
5. Q&A trivia and game nights.

You'll find discord is more convenient for roleplaying and engagement in general.

Zion Imperium, Kantobliv, Zukchiva, The southeast earth, and 6 othersNew nattla, Zeneste, Kingdom of sacento, Dusendord, Oldaynia, and Tahteniea

The southeast earth

Second united states republic wrote:Morning, everyone! It's your newly-confirmed Minister of Culture here. I'm here to encourage y'all to join our regional discord and roleplay servers (links found on the region page by clicking the 'Union of Democratic States' button). If you aren't convinced, here's a couple reasons why you should join:

1. Easier access to voting and joining the political process in general.
2. A fun, low-stress community where you can roleplay the nation you want.
3. Opportunity to interact with citizens who are more active on discord but have a large presence in the region's history.
4. A channel for political conversations, debates, and more.
5. Q&A trivia and game nights.

You'll find discord is more convenient for roleplaying and engagement in general.

I find your flag interesting. Do you play the AUS (American Union State) in Kaiserriech or did you just come across the flag?

Zion Imperium, Kantobliv, Second united states republic, New nattla, and 2 othersZeneste, and Kingdom of sacento

Second united states republic

The southeast earth wrote:I find your flag interesting. Do you play the AUS (American Union State) in Kaiserriech or did you just come across the flag?

I was searching for a flag (mine was the default earlier) and liked this one. I don't play Kaiserrich, but I've heard of it.

Zion Imperium, Kantobliv, The southeast earth, New nattla, and 2 othersZeneste, and Kingdom of sacento

Hey y'all, just like to that the chairperson selection is going on right now, here: https://forum.theuds.org/index.php?threads/chairperson-elections.560/ and that all citizens are eligible to vote. If you're note a citizen, I would recommend becoming one so you can vote next time.

This is not an official message

Khevo, Zion Imperium, Kantobliv, Druing, and 3 othersNew nattla, Zeneste, and Kingdom of sacento

Second united states republic

Make sure to respond to our new poll! Head over to the region's main page to see it.

I voted other, for brownies. A good brownie kicks so much ass. The perfect combination of chocolate and cake.

Khevo, Kantobliv, Second united states republic, and Kingdom of sacento

Okay, in my opinion Bioshock is one of the greatest games to come out in the 21st century

Kantobliv, The southeast earth, New nattla, and Kingdom of sacento

Neo queensland

Has one truly ever lived unless they've eaten a whole tub of ice cream alone in the darkness while sobbing to a sad movie scene?

As you dwell on that question, do check out XKI's latest emissary report!


10000 Islands Emissary Report

Date: February 2021
Population: 1,212
Delegate Endorsement: 411
Forum: Link https://10000islands.proboards.com/
Discord: Link https://discord.gg/4uWZbNS

TITO Command

Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF), Controlitia, Wischland
~Executive Officers: Hakketomat, HN67

Government

As of this report's publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~WA Delegate: HumanSanity
~Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): Wischland
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): Aschente
~Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Dokansia
~Senator for Himes West (RP): Vacant
~Minister of Education: Free Las Pinas
~Minister of Labor Wille-Harlia
~Minister of Immigration: Margaux

Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found Linkhere.

New Government Appointments

~Following a shocking investigation into Taco Island Mayor Louisistan’s failure to use the official yacht as directed by the Mayor’s Private Yacht Act of 1955, Louis handed in his Linkresignation as mayor. Chief Executive Markanite appointed Tanzoria as the Linknew mayor, to oversee forum spam and games. Thank you, Louis, for your convivial leadership of Taco Island, and congrats Tanzoria!
~Markanite also appointed Free Las Pinas as the new LinkPresident of the XKI Cards Co-op, after HumanSanity stepped down. As President, FLP will help to coordinate regional card farming efforts and direct the donation of cards to various cultural events and competitions.
~Then Secretary of State Margaux hired Porflox as XKI’s new emissary to Spiritus, Sulenia as emissary to Greater Dienstad, and Eastern New England as emissary to Deutschland.
~The new Minister of Education Free Las Pinas hired Sulenia to serve as his deputy and assist in coordinating the welcome and assistance of new members of the region.

Around the Islands

~February’s LinkFeatured Nation was Porflox, a newcomer to the islands who has already shown their talent as a recruiter, TITO Member, and the region’s new emissary to Spiritus. Congratulations Porflox, we’re excited to see where you’ll go next!
~Cultural Officer Thedairos announced the LinkBest Flag Competition this February, where members and friends of the region could submit their flag designs via a forum thread or an on-site TG, after which Islanders voted for their favorite design. With 22 gorgeous flag designs to choose from, competition was fierce, but in the end, Grea Kriopia’s flag won the forum competition, and Megistos flag won the on-site competition. Congrats to the winners and a round of applause for all contestants for their creativity and amazing flag designing skills!
~XKI’s LinkForum Theme Design Competition continued throughout the month of February. Interested Islanders were given the chance to submit their own ideas for a new forum design, in hopes that their submission might be chosen as an actual theme for the regional forum. Four intrepid designers tried their hand at making a forum theme. Free Las Pinas showed an eye for pleasing pink with his LinkPastel Palms Theme. Pianaville lifted our spirits with their bright LinkBeach Theme and Comfed channeled the spirit of the ocean with their LinkSurf of the Islands Theme. Finally, Silvedania got us all ready for summer vacation with their LinkSand and Water Theme. The Council of Nine is currently deliberating which of these gorgeous designs to pick, so stay tuned to find out the competition winner next month!
~Perhaps prompted by the new Mayor Tanzoria, there has been a resurgence of spammy chat threads in Taco Island. Chaos reigned as Islanders debated whether or not Linkthis is a Starbucks, fired Linktrebuchet projectiles at one another (and the mayoral mansion), and re-opened LinkThe Tanzoria Asylum for the Criminally Insane. And yes, the asylum is named after the new mayor, perhaps explaining why Taco Island has been so crazy as of late. Regardless, Islanders new and old enjoyed the excitement and got to spamming like never before!
~In celebration of The Partnership for Sovereignty, XKI, TRR, and TSP joined forces to host a trading card pull event. The event was centered around commended defenders, and participants had the chance to get S1 Improving Wordiness, Ballotonia, and Eluvatar cards. Eager to try their luck, members of all three regions spent the afternoon card farming and opening up card packs, with several participants striking gold and gaining a copy of these sought-after cards.

Islander Achievements

~Although this is a civil, rather than personal achievement, we wanted to highlight Eastern New England for all the hard work he has been doing lately as the WA Secretariat in issuing numerous WA Proposal Voting Recommendations and Overviews. With every new proposal to hit vote in the GA or SC, ENE searches through forum debate to provide Islanders with a quick, easy to understand overview of the proposal from a variety of perspectives. For political proposals, ENE goes one step further, and coordinates with delegate HumanSanity to issue a voting recommendation explaining why a vote for or against is in XKI’s regional interest. ENE’s work has provided valuable insight into the WA for many Islanders, and truly deserves a moment of special recognition for his efforts!
~Free Las Pinas also put in the work in regard to the WA this month, authoring their first-ever GA Resolution “Supporting People with Disabilities”. After months of drafting and redrafting his proposal about protecting and assisting those with physical and mental impairments, FLP submitted his proposal towards the middle of February. Following an extensive telegram campaign, the proposal reached vote and passed with a laudable 82.8% support. Congrats FLP, and best of luck in your future authorship endeavors.
~Not to be outdone, Noahs Second Country also got to work in the WA, drafting “Repeal: Commend Northern Borland”, pointing out the questionable claims of the original resolution. Although this was a controversial repeal, Noah’s hard work ensured that it would pass, with 58.9% support. Fantastic job!
~Rounding out XKI’s excellent work in the WA this month was HumanSanity. Following a raid on the passworded region The Embassy, HS quickly pushed “Liberate The Embassy” to vote in the Security Council. With broad support from many small delegates and individual nations, the resolution passed with 69.5% support. Congratulations and thank you HS!

XKI Game-Side

A regional poll by Jabberwocky asked Islanders which of a variety of movie villains would make the best parent. Most Islanders weren’t particularly impressed by any of the villains parenting skills and chastised poor Jabber for being insensitive. Those willing to disregard the problems of villain parents, however, decided that Emperor Palpatine would make the best dad.

The RMB was filled with playful banter this month:

~Another month bites the dust!
~And...and?!?!
~Kyle and his hole?
~Z-Day has come early.
~Doctor Who?
~No no, it’s cursed.
~Likely story. I want name, rank, and, Bank Balance.
~Unlimited voting Power!
~Old Folks and their lawns.
~An excellent translation!

Poet Laureate Competition

With February, came the LinkPoet Laureate Contest. Islanders submitted poems, this time centered on the themes of courage and bravery, which were then voted upon by the region. Aersoldorf’s humorous poem, was chosen as the contest’s winner.

‘Twas long ago, both cold and dark,
The sun had slipped away,
Patrons thru my door had come,
To hide until the day.

Good food, strong drink and tales provide,
Distraction from their fear,
Yet laughing eyes can scarce disguise,
The knowledge that Death’s near.

The TITO boys were making noise,
A’boasting of past deeds,
As stronger ales make stronger tales,
They’d all been in their meads.

Kanta cleared his throat and said,
That he was bravest, true,
“While you were kicking raiders butts,
I kicked their mamas too”

Kort’s Korner did erupt in sound,
Knights spewed their drinks, guffawed,
Up through the floor came Shelter’s ghost,
The patrons silent, awed.

“I hear ye making crazy claims,
I’ve come to set you straight,
Titanica, the bravest knight,
Would use you for cut bait,

Yet even he, the noblest knight,
Was filled with doubt and dread,
When from the sand a monster plucked,
Its fearsome, fishy, head.

Halibostrichus vampiricus,
Part vampire, fish and bird,
Grub gumbo turned and ran so fast,
A sonic boom was heard,

For 80 days and nights they ran,
No respite, no time out,
When out of breath, the knight did stop,
And turn himself about,

I beg of thee my mortal foe,
A toast to death let’s chug,
But Hakke smiled and said no thanks,
I chased you for a hug.”

Until next month, your XKI Update Staff is signing off – Wischland and Margaux

Read dispatch

Khevo, Kantobliv, New nattla, and Kingdom of sacento

The southeast earth

Fremore wrote:Okay, in my opinion Bioshock is one of the greatest games to come out in the 21st century

I won't argue with that, as it is an amazing game. Personally, I prefer Team Fortress 2 though.

Kantobliv, Kingdom of sacento, and Fremore

Kingdom of sacento

Hey all, more advertisement from the executive here, as the new Minister of the Census I just wanted to pop over to say that we're in need of some good manual recruiters to help us get the Union growing and of course thriving. Please consider heading over to https://discord.gg/tkSfwXr (the executive mansion server) where we can get you ready to manual recruit, while your at it, may as well apply for citizenship on our forum. What does citizenship do? Well it allows you to vote and run in elections among other things in the region! Just like what Tanisha said above, the discord and RP servers are great fun, I didn't join the discord for a long time but when I did I found a happy and vibrant community! PS. Join the Ministry of the Census, It's the best ministry! If you want to join manual recruiters then head over to the link above and if you want to apply for citizenship copy and paste this link to your browser: https://forum.theuds.org/index.php?threads/apply-for-citizenship.11/
While you're there please consider applying to join the ministry of the census as a whole in the executive mansion sub-forum on the forum (link is in the region home page, citizenship link above also leads you to said forum.) Alright Minister of the Census now will poof away. *poofs like a magician*
-Sacento
-Minister of the Census

Kantobliv and Second united states republic

Confederat naziaq

hey i just wanted to ask how could i change my flag if i can in this game anyway cus i don like the flag i currently have

Kantobliv and Cinth

Kingdom of sacento

Confederat naziaq wrote:hey i just wanted to ask how could i change my flag if i can in this game anyway cus i don like the flag i currently have

You go to settings where it should show your flag, you can then change it or upload you own.

Kantobliv and Cinth

But you gotta make your flag cool enough! It needs dinos 🦎, turtles 🐢, skulls 💀, butts 🍑, dollar signs 💲, or rainbows 🌈.

The southeast earth wrote:I won't argue with that, as it is an amazing game. Personally, I prefer Team Fortress 2 though.

TF2, Half-Life, Gmod

Kantobliv, The southeast earth, and New nattla

Heyo, your friendly Attorney General here, to remind everyone that if you see something which violates UDS Law (https://forum.theuds.org/index.php?threads/ul-004-criminal-code-act.24/) to send me a message! Violations of NS rules should be reported to the NS Mods, not me. Additionally, sometime soonish we hope to be unveiling a bar exam for UDS citizens to become lawyers. Be sure to sign up for citizenship on the forums in order to be ready for it! TG me if you are interested so I can be sure to let you know when it is published. Study up on the current court procedures, previous cases, constitution and criminal code as found on our forums!

Kantobliv, New nattla, and Kingdom of sacento

Post by Graforta suppressed by Glaciosia.

Respected members of the international community,

Our world stands at a pivotal point in its battle against infectious disease. Scientists and public health experts have repeatedly warned that, in an age of hyper-globalization, we are more vulnerable to the threat of pandemic and contagion than ever before.

Their calls have gone unheeded, and, with so many lives and our economies on the line, we must take strong and swift action to unite as a global community in order to end the pandemic threat. I come today to offer you a path forward, a starting point in our battle for a safer and healthier world.

Click here to view the proposed resolution.

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The southeast earth

Fremore wrote:TF2, Half-Life, Gmod

Which half life is your favorite? HL2 Ep. 1 is mine.

Also, if you play TF2 let me know. I am in desperate need of someone to play it with.

Glaciosia, Kantobliv, and Fremore

Glaciosia

The Union Free Press has released our latest issue online (dispatch and PDF versions coming later if I have time) Issue 5 as I count it. News about the Presidential Election, currently ongoing elections, and an interview of former president Druing by our good friend British isles and commonwealth realms.

https://ufp.theuds.org/issue/2021/03/05/issue-five.html

British isles and commonwealth realms, Khevo, Kantobliv, and Kingdom of sacento

h

Khevo, Kantobliv, and Kingdom of sacento

My nation has Women's Day all week long. It is simultaneously Pizza Week in a lot of households.

"Imagine having women"
- Female infanticide gang

Kingdom of sacento

Druing wrote:h

*bans for spam*

I'm keeping the endorse asdersland flag forever because i designed them and i think they look pretty

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Kantobliv, The southeast earth, Kingdom of sacento, and Fremore

Kingdom of sacento wrote:*bans for spam*

*Walks in holding a can of SPAM*

Uh..... I can explain. :^|

Kantobliv, Erycina, and New nattla

Instated Slavery.... whoops

Kantobliv, New nattla, Kingdom of sacento, and Fremore

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