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The eternal swedish empire

Saint Cinder wrote:We have now expanded our business to include boarding barns
Welcome to Saint Cinders Farming and Ranching Chickporation. All of our Chickens are free-range, organic, gluten free, food-fed, and wild-caught that have been inbred in a lightless factory farms for countless generations. Come and visit our farm (no journalists allowed) where you can watch us proudly and passionately feed and breed with our Chickens.


We have all sorts of bawken clucken chickens on our ranch. From fire breathing monstrosities of an Irish Vandal Hen, to the most relatable chicks on this side of KFC, to this sweatered up Zukchiva that wears it for fashion. So classy!

Need a sassy chicken to critique your lifestyle? Will send you to the Inquisition no questions asked? might murder you in your sleep for no reason? We have a chicken for that.

Our merry band of staff consisting of convicts and sinners will happily if not mandatorily escort you too safely, and past our miniature dinosaurs who once hunted our ancestors mercilessly to the brink of extinction. (Some sacrifices may be implied)

Enjoy our favorite pastime of throwing senseless oats at Libertanny or riding our very own Volaworand for some family-friendly-power-tripping-fantasy. Admire our egg thin decor of security with some hen-housing architecture, and feel free to try and read through our many chickenscratch tours, as you dine yourself on one the world finest hogwash slops shops as we feed you like cattle.

Hello it's me, your favorite Pontiff. Did you miss me? Oh stawp that I know you do! Getting a divorce? Did you spam on the RMB? Want to take your arch rival to a place you know you will enjoy? Well might I humbly interest you in the latest-OH NO RED ALERT RED ALERT WE GOT A CLUCKER ON THE LOOSE!

Oh lawd he got legs! It's like Cinder's Jurassic Park all over again!

RUN YOU FOOLS RUN

Read dispatch


You just need a little more Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball in your life.

Like it or not
This is the best hat ever

Random hat idk

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The Helleness wrote:how did you succeed into turning into an axolotl empire???

Yesolotl

Somurias, The eternal swedish empire, and Marchaius

Saint Cinder wrote:We have now expanded our business to include boarding barns
Welcome to Saint Cinders Farming and Ranching Chickporation. All of our Chickens are free-range, organic, gluten free, food-fed, and wild-caught that have been inbred in a lightless factory farms for countless generations. Come and visit our farm (no journalists allowed) where you can watch us proudly and passionately feed and breed with our Chickens.


We have all sorts of bawken clucken chickens on our ranch. From fire breathing monstrosities of an Irish Vandal Hen, to the most relatable chicks on this side of KFC, to this sweatered up Zukchiva that wears it for fashion. So classy!

Need a sassy chicken to critique your lifestyle? Will send you to the Inquisition no questions asked? might murder you in your sleep for no reason? We have a chicken for that.

Our merry band of staff consisting of convicts and sinners will happily if not mandatorily escort you too safely, and past our miniature dinosaurs who once hunted our ancestors mercilessly to the brink of extinction. (Some sacrifices may be implied)

Enjoy our favorite pastime of throwing senseless oats at Libertanny or riding our very own Volaworand for some family-friendly-power-tripping-fantasy. Admire our egg thin decor of security with some hen-housing architecture, and feel free to try and read through our many chickenscratch tours, as you dine yourself on one the world finest hogwash slops shops as we feed you like cattle.

Hello it's me, your favorite Pontiff. Did you miss me? Oh stawp that I know you do! Getting a divorce? Did you spam on the RMB? Want to take your arch rival to a place you know you will enjoy? Well might I humbly interest you in the latest-OH NO RED ALERT RED ALERT WE GOT A CLUCKER ON THE LOOSE!

Oh lawd he got legs! It's like Cinder's Jurassic Park all over again!

RUN YOU FOOLS RUN

Read dispatch


You just need a little more Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball in your life.

You and Volaworandhave way to much time.

Volaworand, Saint Cinder, Nivosea, Somurias, and 1 otherThe eternal swedish empire

New dominion of canada

Anyway how we feeling tsp

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

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ded chat xd

The Haughtherlands, Nivosea, Somurias, and The eternal swedish empire

The eternal swedish empire

Apatosaurus wrote:ded chat xd

Pog
Lmao
Funny
Lol

Tsp question of the day

Hey TSP! Here's today's Question of the Day:

What is one thing you are 100% sure was invented to annoy you?

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Apatosaurus, Nicholas and Great Britain, Nivosea, Somurias, and 3 othersNew dominion of canada, The eternal swedish empire, and Kontoria

Post self-deleted by The eternal swedish empire.

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The question of the day.

Nicholas and Great Britain, The Haughtherlands, Somurias, and The eternal swedish empire

Michael air jordan

Tsp question of the day wrote:Hey TSP! Here's today's Question of the Day:

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Nothing :))))

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

Vrandaria

Michael air jordan wrote:Nothing :))))

Yup me too :)

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

hello agian

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire


The Dictatorship of Kontoria ║ De Diktatoren ob Kon'torina

Population Data

Capital (& Largest City) - City of Okir'n
Population (Realistic) - 1,225,542 (1.2M)
Population (Rural & Urban) - Ru. 1,084,947, Ur. 170,595
Population Happiness - 75%/100%
Average IQ Scores - 84-114
Main Language - Kontorian


National Data

Land Area - 148K km2
International Code - KON
National Anthem - Kontoria Does What It Wants To Do
Drives on - Left
Location - Arkilima
Region - The South Pacific
Climate and Highest Temp. - Temperate, 22°C


Army Data

Kontorian Defense Army (KDA) - 165,500 Soldiers
Kontorian Air Force (KAF) - 3,750 Planes
Kontorian Ground Force (KGF) - 2,400 Tanks
Kontorian Naval Force (KNF) - 745 Ships


Political Data

Current Dictator - Aramin Ar'amor (Age: 40)
Current Ruling Party - Order Of Kontoria
Average Diplomatic Relations - Neutral and Bad


Read factbook

Finished remaking my factbook.

Any opinions?

Somurias, The eternal swedish empire, Vrandaria, and I am crazy

The eternal swedish empire

Kontoria wrote:

The Dictatorship of Kontoria ║ De Diktatoren ob Kon'torina

Population Data

Capital (& Largest City) - City of Okir'n
Population (Realistic) - 1,225,542 (1.2M)
Population (Rural & Urban) - Ru. 1,084,947, Ur. 170,595
Population Happiness - 75%/100%
Average IQ Scores - 84-114
Main Language - Kontorian


National Data

Land Area - 148K km2
International Code - KON
National Anthem - Kontoria Does What It Wants To Do
Drives on - Left
Location - Arkilima
Region - The South Pacific
Climate and Highest Temp. - Temperate, 22°C


Army Data

Kontorian Defense Army (KDA) - 165,500 Soldiers
Kontorian Air Force (KAF) - 3,750 Planes
Kontorian Ground Force (KGF) - 2,400 Tanks
Kontorian Naval Force (KNF) - 745 Ships


Political Data

Current Dictator - Aramin Ar'amor (Age: 40)
Current Ruling Party - Order Of Kontoria
Average Diplomatic Relations - Neutral and Bad


Read factbook

Finished remaking my factbook.

Any opinions?

👍
Very good

Kontoria wrote:

The Dictatorship of Kontoria ║ De Diktatoren ob Kon'torina

Population Data

Capital (& Largest City) - City of Okir'n
Population (Realistic) - 1,225,542 (1.2M)
Population (Rural & Urban) - Ru. 1,084,947, Ur. 170,595
Population Happiness - 75%/100%
Average IQ Scores - 84-114
Main Language - Kontorian


National Data

Land Area - 148K km2
International Code - KON
National Anthem - Kontoria Does What It Wants To Do
Drives on - Left
Location - Arkilima
Region - The South Pacific
Climate and Highest Temp. - Temperate, 22°C


Army Data

Kontorian Defense Army (KDA) - 165,500 Soldiers
Kontorian Air Force (KAF) - 3,750 Planes
Kontorian Ground Force (KGF) - 2,400 Tanks
Kontorian Naval Force (KNF) - 745 Ships


Political Data

Current Dictator - Aramin Ar'amor (Age: 40)
Current Ruling Party - Order Of Kontoria
Average Diplomatic Relations - Neutral and Bad


Read factbook

Finished remaking my factbook.

Any opinions?

pretty good

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

New dominion of canada

Tsp question of the day wrote:Hey TSP! Here's today's Question of the Day:

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NHL 21 AI

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

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Motorcycles down the street at 12AM during night in a city.

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

Kontoria wrote:

The Dictatorship of Kontoria ║ De Diktatoren ob Kon'torina

Population Data

Capital (& Largest City) - City of Okir'n
Population (Realistic) - 1,225,542 (1.2M)
Population (Rural & Urban) - Ru. 1,084,947, Ur. 170,595
Population Happiness - 75%/100%
Average IQ Scores - 84-114
Main Language - Kontorian


National Data

Land Area - 148K km2
International Code - KON
National Anthem - Kontoria Does What It Wants To Do
Drives on - Left
Location - Arkilima
Region - The South Pacific
Climate and Highest Temp. - Temperate, 22°C


Army Data

Kontorian Defense Army (KDA) - 165,500 Soldiers
Kontorian Air Force (KAF) - 3,750 Planes
Kontorian Ground Force (KGF) - 2,400 Tanks
Kontorian Naval Force (KNF) - 745 Ships


Political Data

Current Dictator - Aramin Ar'amor (Age: 40)
Current Ruling Party - Order Of Kontoria
Average Diplomatic Relations - Neutral and Bad


Read factbook

Finished remaking my factbook.

Any opinions?

Amazing!!

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

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Automated messages 😜

Drystar, Saint Cinder, Somurias, and The eternal swedish empire

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siblings

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

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PRINCESS ON BOARD STICKERS

Somurias and The eternal swedish empire

Michael air jordan

i am leaving my communist regime.

Nivosea, Somurias, New dominion of canada, and The eternal swedish empire

Michael air jordan wrote:i am leaving my communist regime.

Our regime
Really though, nice

Hey guys ive taken a break from other games and im back! what did i miss

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