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It's a real tree, so we don't want to buy it too long before Christmas. That usually has to happen on a Saturday. It needs time to acclimatise and since Saturdays are usually the only days we can decorate it together, so there usually isn't any choice. Last year we decorated it only two days before Christmas for the same reason. (Besides, we get it wrong these days, starting decorations so early, but Christmas is supposed to start later and then drag out towards epiphany on the 6th January).
In other news, Day 22 of the TSP Advent Calendar is up here: http://tspforums.xyz/thread-6709.html
Tell us about whether or not your NS Nation celebrates New Year and, if so, how?
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, and Lily pad nation
Grandma si your almost crushing grandpa
*hears your breathing starting to change and squeezes as tight as I can*
Ohh, okay. That makes sense now ^-^
We've never had a real tree before, too much work I guess.
The Solar System Scope, Erinor, and Hokoan
Stop it. You're crushing him. If you kill him...
I'll show you the perks of being 50% Demon.
*pulls you out*
Since the Fykish winter celebration, Yælþude, ends on the 30th, which is close to the New Year, we don't really celebrate any kind of New Year. A habit during the first days of January is to store leftovers from Yælþude feasts. Say what you want about the Fykish and their pagan religion, they sure know how to feast. How else will you survive the winter?
The Solar System Scope and Erinor
Thanks Man But I Only Drink Banana Milk Shakes Made From Microsoft Paint.
Can't we tempt you with a Chocolate Caramel SPIT from Kentucky Fried Penguin? or maybe a festive glass of SLIME?
Kentucky Fried Penguin (KFP), the fast food favourite is brimming with festive treatsThe popular fast food giant unveiled its festive menu, and fans are in for a treat with new special items and the return of the an old classic on the menu.
The new festive menu sees the return of the Big Tasty and introduces a number new festive-themed menu items, including the mouthwatering new SPIT and SLIME beverages.
It looks like this year will be the most delicious yet.
The Christmas menu is available until mid January.
The festive Penguin Santa Bento is a healthy treat (photo credit: KFP)
For the first time ever KFP's has released its own festive-themed tofu bento bowl with the Penguin Santa Bento, which comes with Tofu capped rice and aioli cucumber rolls, served with crunchy veggies and a choice of dipping sauces.
The new item is expected to be hugely popular in the run-up to Christmas and comes in two sizes - a standard bowl for £4.29 and a mini version for £2.89, which weigh in at 357 calories and 179 respectively.
The Big Tasty is making a welcome return (photo credit: KFP)
A fan favourite, the Big Tasty, is 2 delicious whale meat patties, with lettuce and signature Big Tasty Sauce, topped with cheddar and thin strips of barbequed lamb, served in a black-pigmented brioche bun.
It is making a long overdue and welcome return to the menu this year to the delight of customers, and is being sold for £6.99.
The Rockcod Big Tasty comes in a bun or a wrap (photo credit: KFP)
Also joining the menu are the incredible Rockcod Big Tasty Burgers and Wraps, which are again brand new items for KFP.
The Rockcod Big Tasty is made with two handcut Rockcod Select fillets, topped with shredded lettuce and cabbage, the signature Big Tasty Sauce, and served in a crustini bun.
The wrap is a lower-carb alternative packing a fillet lettuce and cabbage, and the signature Big Tasty Sauce.
The Burger is cheaper than the original Big Tasty and costs just £4.99, while the warp is being sold for only £2.99
Chocolate Caramel SPIT: A decadent treat (photo credit: KFP)
A decadent Chocolate Caramel SPIT, consisting of South Pacific Iced Tea, caramel biscuit syrup, chocolate flavoured ice cream and caramel sauce, will delight SPIT fans and is priced at £2.99 for a small or £3.49 for a large.
Also available in a virgin, non-alcoholic version.
North Prarie SLIME: A holiday favorite (photo credit: KFP)
Exclusive to North prarie KFP locations last year, this local favorite is being added to festive menu in all KFP's globally.
This creamy eggnog highlights the taste of mango and only available during the festive season. These are priced at £3.49 for a small or £4.79 for a large.
Like the Chocolate Caramel SPIT, SLIME is also available in a virgin, non-alcoholic version.
These cheesy balls of deliciousness are being sold for just £1.69 (KFP)
The festive menu also features Cheesy Melt Dippers for £1.69, which replace the nacho cheese wedges, are made with Camembert cheese and come with a tangy tomato dip.
Reindeers love treats too apparently (photo credit: KFP)
"Reindeer treats" are also another addition to the Christmas menu, but these are just rebranded baby carrots - a delightful and healthy treat for children.
You can pick some up for just 89p.
About Kentucky Fried Penguin
Kentucky Fried Penguin's parent company, Krill Grill, Inc is a proud Volaworandian company. Established in 1989, the brand is well known and loved for its irreverent and comfortable non-pretentious Asian/Antarctic fusion BBQ experience that resonates with diners looking for great food, affordable indulgences and unique style. Krill Grill currently operates 7 Krill Grills, 22 KFP's domestic and 85 international locations in the South Pacific and around the world. Outside of Volaworand, KFP currently operates in British Falkland Islands, S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands, St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, British Pitcairn Islands, Argentinstan, Paleno, Reino do Brazil, Arthropol, Pilarcraft, Sacrosanct group, Techganet, North prarie, Elykyellek, El Fiji Grande, Estradia, Kuronami, The royal empire of the lemons, Premier knowhere, Kerlodia, Beepee, Roswaesia, The cat citadel, Gandoor, Dreshand, New Haudenosaunee Confederacy, Beloura, and South Pacifica Isles.
For more information about Kentucky Fried Penguin, or to apply for a franchise location in your nation, please visit Kentucky Fried Penguin on the Global Economics and Trade Board.
- Volaworand Newswire
I hear fox tastes good. You should roast him with a litle oregano, parsley, and barbeue maybe...
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, and Lily pad nation
It isn't a regular day in TSP if TSSS isn't killed or at least almost killed. What if, 1 day, TSSS killed the entire South Pacific? That would shake things up.
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, and 1 otherHokoan
*rings the dinner bell and fires up the grill*
The Solar System Scope and Si-topia
No I don't want to eat him. I was just told to kill him.
Mission accomplished!
*drops your body on the ground and flies away*
The Solar System Scope and Hokoan
You do realise that you just murdered your kids father and your husband right?
The Solar System Scope and Si-topia
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not married to him, nor do I have any children.
The Solar System Scope and Hokoan
You don't remember him talking about that do you...
The Solar System Scope and Si-topia
You... y-you...
*shoots you with revolver*
The Solar System Scope and Si-topia
Nope.
*bullet ricochets off my scales*
What's your problem??
Bring his body.
You just murdered TSSS. Must I say MORE!?
*blasts you in the eyes with fire*
The Solar System Scope and Si-topia
May I ask what you intend to do with the body?
Somehow, in TSP, it’s both:
Yes, because TSSS is murdered constantly and him dying is basically the status quo.
And no because, well, when have you ever needed a reason to shoot somebody here?
The Solar System Scope and Grimsby town
Okay.
*picks him up and heads back to you*
Hey!!
*tries to block the fire*
The Solar System Scope and Altion
*leaps onto you and stabs your eyes with bayonet*
The Solar System Scope and Si-topia
AHHHH, MY EYES!!!!
*drops TSSS's lifeless body and blindly swats around for you*
Its secret.
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