*clears throat*A long time ago, In the mythical times When Poppy didn't go randomly missing for days, She noticed this quote:
Beepee wrote: I remember when I once went on a cruise with Auphelia ...that was a nice time. Of course, after reading this, my ship sense was tingling. Then I received a ping from NHC:
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote:Sexy...? Hmm... 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121 , I ship Auphelia and Beepee. EDIT: Auphepee?Just to provide some context, he was reacting to this post:
Auphelia wrote: Thank you for doing your part!The TSP Hospital and Tetanus Emporium is proud to have Nurse Beepee be the face of our advertising campaign!
*shoves you in a sexy, feminine, demeaning nurses outfit and takes several photographs of you, plastering them all over TSP*
Now, to be fair, if this was all the evidence I had for the ship I wouldn't have included this as an entry cause I'm pretty sure Auphelia wasn't flirting with Beepee here but was rather making a political statement about the sexist design of many mandated outfits for work, or maybe I'm reading too much into it , but nevertheless this was enough to get me investigating the ship and I found some pretty great stuff ^-^
Just to start with, there's this:
Auphelia wrote: In other news, Beepee is here, and I know that because I have 1,000 Like notices.
Beepee wrote: Heheehee! Well.... if you weren't always so likable!
(To be honest, I'd probably still like your posts)
Well if that isn't ship-able I don't know what is :p Actually it turns out NHC was shipping them long before he pinged me cause in response to Beepee 's post he said:
New Haudenosaunee Confederacy wrote: I ship Auphelia and Beepee.To which Beepee of course had a response:
Beepee wrote: I don't understand what ship means but I assume we're going on a luxury cruise around the south pacific... *excited*So yeah, it actually turns out I think this is the cruise Beepee was talking about that got me interested in the first place. Also Auphelia had a response to NHC's vocal shipping of her and Beepee :
Auphelia wrote: That is highly inappropriate. You of everyone should know the seven seas will not be safe until we find the TSP Llama!Um...I'm confused about what she's trying to say but that's besides the point I guess.
There is also one other group of posts that I found that I thought was pretty "Auphepee" packed, well mainly just the first one but still I shall include all the evidence! >o<
Auphelia wrote: Are we writing random letters?Ahem.
To My Dearest Beepee,
I find myself thinking of you always, and by always I mean when I am trying to open pickle jars. I don't know how you do it. Okay, that's it. Have fun burying the bodies of my vanquished enemies! Just fax any relevant receipts to the firm and you'll get your cheque soon.
~ Hypothetically Auphelia, though any attempt to pin this on her in court will fail, so don't even try it
Beepee wrote: Dearest Auphelia, I was delighted to receive your letter.
The easiest way to open a stuck pickle jar is to gently but firmly tap the edge of the lid with a piece of cutlery. This should only be to dent the corner of the lid not smash the glass. Do this a few times around the lid. This will break the vacuum and allow you to access the pickles. You can then replace the lid without limiting future storage.
As per our previous agreement: No fee is required for the disposal of naughty RMBers
Yours thoughtfully,
Beepee
Auphelia wrote: *puts on her reading glasses*I just got a letter from Beepee! Move the lamp over, will you?
My Dear Beepee,
I was pleased to know you are still alive. Given that I sent you to deal with Farengeto , I wasn't quite sure that you would make it. I am glad you saw it through. I hope my tips on how to best utilise throwing knives was of use to you when hunting them down.
As you may know, I have been boarding with Si for some time now, to save up for my doomsday device. However, I fear she had become suspicious of my activities, and the chance that I may be compromised in the future seems assured unless something is done. I may need to enlist your services to deal with her.
Your Most Grateful Employer,
Hypothetically Auphelia
Beepee wrote:Dearest Auphelia It was wonderful to receive your letter. I trust you are well?
Farengeto, should they be elected in the coming days, has assured me your queendom is guaranteed. I am stuffing ballots in their favour, as I write.
I have prepared a suitable cover for you should I need to deal with Si. Rest assured your innocence shall be maintained. It is most disappointing your protege appears to have been the worm that turned.
Yours thoughtfully
Beepee
Anyway, that's all I got. Honestly ships are usually built on way less so this is definitely more than enough to justify them being added as a ship to the list. Please have mercy on me Auphelia and Beepee in case you're mad ;-; [On a random note from February I just noticed that everyone seems to spelling things in the British way, like Beepee saying "favour" instead of "favor". Really no point to this random side tangent, just noticing that I think everyone here's British :p]