The Empire of JeffersonLand is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.925 billion JeffersonLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacksonville. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The all-consuming JeffersonLandian economy, worth 357 trillion CJDS a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,096 CJDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JeffersonLand's national animal is the Angry Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

JeffersonLand is ranked 232,505^th in the world and 4,216^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.22 weapons per person.