The Rooms And Facilities of Campbell Inn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Hotel Manager with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.284 billion Campbell Innians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Campbell Inn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Campbell Innian economy, worth 638 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,844 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and throwing a sickie is a serious crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Campbell Inn's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Campbell Inn is ranked 231,692^nd in the world and 4,202^nd in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.22 weapons per person.