The Republic of New Democratic Republic of Russia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Arkady Bulgakov with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.102 billion New Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Russian economy, worth an astonishing 10,412 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 450,733 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to New Russian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Democratic Republic of Russia's national animal is the werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

New Democratic Republic of Russia is ranked 284,952^nd in the world and 3,549^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -19.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.