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huh

Estantia

Estantia wrote:Sad times

U didn't like it

Lorigia and Estantia

Estantia

Tommatito wrote:U didn't like it

I have now :)

Deerfenland wrote:Nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows

Lorigia, Deerfenland, Tommatito, and Ethnon

So how are you today my friends?

Estantia

Here is a list of the favourite songs of nations in TNP. Work is in progress. TG me or quote me in an RMB post if you want to be added.

Music levels (for reference): https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/084/833/de3.png

Estantia -- 'Bulls on Parade' by
Rage Against the Machine (alt-metal, level 2)

Xevorath -- 'Despacito' by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee and Justin Bieber (reggaeton, level 1), '**** It' by BoTalks

Country of finland -- 'Polkka' by Eino Kettunen

Hesterin -- 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)' by My Chemical Romance (emo, level 2)

Vexonia -- 'Panteri' by Roki Vulovic (turbo folk, level 3)

Aenglaland -- 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana (grunge, level 2)

Oxjler 'Der Hölle Rache' by Diana Damrau (opera, level 2

Govornia -- “I’ll Never Find Another You” by The Seekers (folk, level 3)

Papika -- 'Faroeste Caboclo' by Legião Urbana (folk rock, level 3)

Mzeusia -- 'Blue Mountain' by Michael Hurley (folk, level 3)

Great Bights Mum -- "A Salty Dog" by Procol Harum (progressive rock, level 3)

Rwekazaland -- '44 More' by Logic (hip hop, level 1)

Advancia-Sizzletown -- 'I Am Australian' by The Seekers (folk, level 3)

Ham Federation 'Mei Mei ft. 初音ミク' by PinocchioP

Aerilia -- 'Prejudice' by Tim Minchin (comedy music)

Endorga -- 'Somewhere in the Hill' by the High People

Asthea -- 'High Free Spirits' by Trysail (J-pop, level 2)

Eraver -- 'Uphill' by Matty Williams

Union of austria-hungary -- 'Don't You (Forget About Me)' by Simple Minds (new wave, level 2)

Gladenberg -- 'DNA' by BTS (K-pop, level 2)

Schwerttrager land -- 'The Song of Young Japan' by Mikami Taku

Deerfenland -- “Growing Up” from Anne Frank: The Whole Story, 'Quiet on Tha Set' by NWA (west coast hip hop, level 1)

Minuda -- 'Coat of Arms' by Sabaton (power metal, level 2)

The pkmr -- 'Sunflower' by Post Malone ft. Swae Lee (pop, level 1)

Far easter republic -- 'Believer ' by Imagine Dragons (pop rock, level 1)

Dinoium -- 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana (again!) (grunge, level 2)

Meteluia -- 'Lemuria' by Therion (symphonic metal, level 2)

East supple lund -- 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen (progressive rock, level 3)

Stuiderland -- 'Jeremiah Weed' by Dos Gringos (folk rock, level 3)

Alunya -- 'Concerto for 2 Trumpets and Strings in C Major, RV 537' by Antonio Vivaldi (arr. by Wynton Marsalis) (classical, level 2)

Pelefius -- 'Working for the Weekend' by Loverboy (hard rock, level 1)

Vivatria -- 'Rhythm is a Dancer' by Snap (eurodance, level 4)

Greater Saint-Paul -- 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen (again!) (progressive rock, level 3)

The Islands of Tonga -- Tulou lou lilio

Vaurenberg -- 'Gavrina Brigada' by Roki Vulovic (turbo folk, level 3 )

Die frei boer volkstaat -- 'Kaplyn' by Bok Van Blerk (pop rock, level 1)

The wiganese islands -- 'Europa' by Globus (symphonic metal, level 2)

The Soviet States of Europe -- 'We Will Rock You' by Queen (arena rock, level 1)

Ductio -- 'High Hopes" by Panic! At The Disco (alternative rock, level 2)

Kirostan -- 'Alexander the Great' by Iron Maiden (heavy metal, level 2)

Stone ira -- 'DNA' by Kendrick Lamar (hip hop, level 1)

Oile islands -- 'Using the Internet for French' by Austin Weber

Plangainer -- 'Kartais' by Jurijus (pop, level 1)

Die flaurein folkstaat -- 'Brundeswehr' by Grüne Teufel

Norfolkava -- 'Rocking The Boat' by Ice Nine Kills (metalcore, level 2)

Moisus -- 'Japanese Boy' by Aneka (disco, level 1)

Libertandonien -- 'Schweizerpsalm'

Bobberino -- 'Feels So Good' by Chuck Mangione (smooth jazz, level 1)

Trikadia -- 'Tetrastructural Minds' by Vektor (thrash metal, level 3)

Lanorth -- 'On My Way' by Alan Walker (EDM, level 2)

Lapathiya -- 'La Marseillaise'

Read factbook

Lorigia and Union of austria-hungary

Govornia

Each breath you inhale today contains about 41% more carbon dioxide than it would have in the year 1750.

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Estantia, and Union of austria-hungary

Union of austria-hungary

Govornia wrote:
Each breath you inhale today contains about 41% more carbon dioxide than it would have in the year 1750.

So you truly can't get fresh air.

Lorigia, Govornia, and Estantia

The wiganese islands

Estantia wrote:
Here is a list of the favourite songs of nations in TNP. Work is in progress. TG me or quote me in an RMB post if you want to be added.

Music levels (for reference): https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/084/833/de3.png

Estantia -- 'Bulls on Parade' by
Rage Against the Machine (alt-metal, level 2)

Xevorath -- 'Despacito' by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee and Justin Bieber (reggaeton, level 1), '**** It' by BoTalks

Country of finland -- 'Polkka' by Eino Kettunen

Hesterin -- 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)' by My Chemical Romance (emo, level 2)

Vexonia -- 'Panteri' by Roki Vulovic (turbo folk, level 3)

Aenglaland -- 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana (grunge, level 2)

Oxjler 'Der Hölle Rache' by Diana Damrau (opera, level 2

Govornia -- “I’ll Never Find Another You” by The Seekers (folk, level 3)

Papika -- 'Faroeste Caboclo' by Legião Urbana (folk rock, level 3)

Mzeusia -- 'Blue Mountain' by Michael Hurley (folk, level 3)

Great Bights Mum -- "A Salty Dog" by Procol Harum (progressive rock, level 3)

Rwekazaland -- '44 More' by Logic (hip hop, level 1)

Advancia-Sizzletown -- 'I Am Australian' by The Seekers (folk, level 3)

Ham Federation 'Mei Mei ft. 初音ミク' by PinocchioP

Aerilia -- 'Prejudice' by Tim Minchin (comedy music)

Endorga -- 'Somewhere in the Hill' by the High People

Asthea -- 'High Free Spirits' by Trysail (J-pop, level 2)

Eraver -- 'Uphill' by Matty Williams

Union of austria-hungary -- 'Don't You (Forget About Me)' by Simple Minds (new wave, level 2)

Gladenberg -- 'DNA' by BTS (K-pop, level 2)

Schwerttrager land -- 'The Song of Young Japan' by Mikami Taku

Deerfenland -- “Growing Up” from Anne Frank: The Whole Story, 'Quiet on Tha Set' by NWA (west coast hip hop, level 1)

Minuda -- 'Coat of Arms' by Sabaton (power metal, level 2)

The pkmr -- 'Sunflower' by Post Malone ft. Swae Lee (pop, level 1)

Far easter republic -- 'Believer ' by Imagine Dragons (pop rock, level 1)

Dinoium -- 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana (again!) (grunge, level 2)

Meteluia -- 'Lemuria' by Therion (symphonic metal, level 2)

East supple lund -- 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen (progressive rock, level 3)

Stuiderland -- 'Jeremiah Weed' by Dos Gringos (folk rock, level 3)

Alunya -- 'Concerto for 2 Trumpets and Strings in C Major, RV 537' by Antonio Vivaldi (arr. by Wynton Marsalis) (classical, level 2)

Pelefius -- 'Working for the Weekend' by Loverboy (hard rock, level 1)

Vivatria -- 'Rhythm is a Dancer' by Snap (eurodance, level 4)

Greater Saint-Paul -- 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen (again!) (progressive rock, level 3)

The Islands of Tonga -- Tulou lou lilio

Vaurenberg -- 'Gavrina Brigada' by Roki Vulovic (turbo folk, level 3 )

Die frei boer volkstaat -- 'Kaplyn' by Bok Van Blerk (pop rock, level 1)

The wiganese islands -- 'Europa' by Globus (symphonic metal, level 2)

The Soviet States of Europe -- 'We Will Rock You' by Queen (arena rock, level 1)

Ductio -- 'High Hopes" by Panic! At The Disco (alternative rock, level 2)

Kirostan -- 'Alexander the Great' by Iron Maiden (heavy metal, level 2)

Stone ira -- 'DNA' by Kendrick Lamar (hip hop, level 1)

Oile islands -- 'Using the Internet for French' by Austin Weber

Plangainer -- 'Kartais' by Jurijus (pop, level 1)

Die flaurein folkstaat -- 'Brundeswehr' by Grüne Teufel

Norfolkava -- 'Rocking The Boat' by Ice Nine Kills (metalcore, level 2)

Moisus -- 'Japanese Boy' by Aneka (disco, level 1)

Libertandonien -- 'Schweizerpsalm'

Bobberino -- 'Feels So Good' by Chuck Mangione (smooth jazz, level 1)

Trikadia -- 'Tetrastructural Minds' by Vektor (thrash metal, level 3)

Lanorth -- 'On My Way' by Alan Walker (EDM, level 2)

Lapathiya -- 'La Marseillaise'

Read factbook

Globus - Europa.

The wiganese islands wrote:Globus - Europa.

We will rock you

Estantia

The wiganese islands

The Soviet States of Europe wrote:We will rock you

You might want to quote Estantia...

Lorigia, Estantia, and The Soviet States of Europe

Govornia wrote:
Each breath you inhale today contains about 41% more carbon dioxide than it would have in the year 1750.

oh shoot

Govornia and Estantia

Union of austria-hungary wrote:So you truly can't get fresh air.

‘Fresh air’ is really a silly term to use since all air is as old as all other air. And we don’t really breathe air, we breathe the oxygen in it, and only around 21% of air is oxygen.

Dinoium, Lorigia, and Union of austria-hungary

The Islands of Tonga wrote:oh shoot

Yep. Although it still is a minor difference because it’s 41% of a relatively small amount.

Lorigia, Estantia, and Far easter republic

Union of austria-hungary

Govornia wrote:‘Fresh air’ is really a silly term to use since all air is as old as all other air. And we don’t really breathe air, we breathe the oxygen in it, and only around 21% of air is oxygen.

Might not want to double post.

Lorigia, Govornia, and Estantia

Govornia

Union of austria-hungary wrote:Might want to not double post.

I tried to wait, I thought somebody else would post. And editing it to put both posts into one and all that stuff in too much of a hassle.

And also, it should be, “might not want to double post.”

Dinoium, Lorigia, Estantia, and Union of austria-hungary

Union of austria-hungary

Govornia wrote:I tried to wait, I thought somebody else would post. And editing it to put both posts into one and all that stuff in too much of a hassle.

And also, it should be, “might not want to double post.”

Well ok.

Lorigia and Govornia

Bring back the mcrib wrote:Help me bring back the McRib!

NO

Deerfenland wrote:Nothing really matters to me

what about love?

Estantia

Post by Far easter republic suppressed by a moderator.

Post by Greater Saint-Paul suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

HELL YE! THE BOIS SUNG BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY ALL THE WAE! sorry for all caps. wait this isnt caps. HAHA take this nessie!

Dinoium and Estantia

Post by Korolk suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Greater Saint-Paul

NESSIE DIDNT APPRECIATE

Dinoium, Lorigia, Estantia, and Far easter republic

Mzeusia

"05th of Akedon, 17:30. Agent Phyniskos reporting. Aminos fountain, pigeon being fed. All fish are blind and Goldfish has been sighted once more and their status is now One. Haddock has, for the first time, been sighted and they have also had their status changed to One." The hunt for Tuna, Salmon, Cod, Turbot, Red Snapper and Sea bass is still continuing, although Tuna may have been spotted already, but we are checking if this is true as we speak."

"20th of Hekatinth, 18:23. Agent Neminis replying." came the voice that Syminion had grown so used to hearing. "We have just received word that Turbot and Red Snapper have moved to deeper waters, although they along with all the other fish, are blind as far as we can tell. Turbot has relocated to Folgravni and Red Snapper to Marnis Island. We believe the relocation is for relaxation only, not business."

Syminion took a breath. This wasn't good for the operation. "The Mermaid may be delayed then." he said, voice heavy with disappointment. "We will work faster on getting to the other fish and not letting them out of our sight. Fishermen will be deployed to Folgravni and Marnis Island, but the operation will of course be set back."

"We understand," came the response. "We have full confidence in the fishermen." There was a pause and Syminion wiped his brow. "As for Boasting Fisherman, he continues to lead us to fertile grounds, although the pace is slowing down."

"How bad is it?" Syminion asked, voice not betraying his anxiety.

"It's bad, but we are restricting their access in subtle enough ways. They all appear blind. That is all."

"Very well." Syminion said "That is all." he repeated, staying in the stool for a moment longer. He heard the click of a recorder, but not his own. He looked at the mirror bleakly before getting up and heading out of the booth. He needed to make some calls.

One week later, somewhere in Thoonia
The Mzeusian moved across the beach with ease, staying just far enough up it to avoid the waves that stroked the sand. In his suit, he was decidedly out of place and he was eyeing a large walled compound set far back from the beach. The compound itself was the home of a man known by many different names, one of which, Oyster, reflected his life style. To the Mzeusian however, he had one name, Sea Bass.

Although Sea Bass was known to be a solitary man when not at work, when he was on the job, he could be anything that was required. Thankfully, he was not currently working and during this time he would spend most of his time in the mansion doing whatever he wished. He was rarely actually seen on the beach, and when he was, he was always flanked by a couple of bodyguards. Fortunately, this kind of lifestyle made the Mzeusian's job much easier. He moved up the beach like ferocious tiger stalking the unknowing prey through the jungle.

Taking a shallowly cut set of steps up to the pavement, he crossed the road and walked up to a block of flats. The place was as fancy as you would expect in this kind of place, and the man took the elevator up to his room, on one of the highest floors. Opening the door, he slung his suit jacket onto a plush armchair and moved to the window. Looking out, he could see the back of the mansion below. Sea Bass was currently leaning over the balcony, staring at the street below. A woman came out to join him, placing an arm around his shoulders. He turned his head to her and stroked her cheek.

From the photos in the file, this woman was Sea Bass's girlfriend. They chatted for a while before she led him inside. He seemed reluctant to go, but he followed after her none the less. As soon as they had disappeared from sight, the Mzeusian moved away from the window. He took a seat on a chair and opened the lid of a laptop.

Meanwhile, somewhere else in Thoonia.

The bar was noisy but the two men seated next to each other on a table in the corner could hear their own conversation well enough. In the middle of the floor, dancers flailed about, limbs shooting off in all directions, fuelled alcohol and other drugs that had been supplied. The dance floor had been ringed with table where patrons sat clapped and cheering them on. One dancer lunged for a seated man, pulling him into the fray.

The corners of the bar were the quieter areas, although not by much. The Thoonians talked in hush voice of glasses of beer. It had been a long time since that had last seen one another, and although they had the same job, that didn't necessarily mean they go to work together. When this chance to meet up had shown itself, they had no choice but to meet up. They had been here since the bar opened.

On the other side, seated on separate tables, two Mzeusians watched them, one of them a man and one a woman. Unlike the Thoonians, they hadn't planned to meet, but circumstances had brought them together. The woman leaned towards the man. "Who could have guessed they would be meeting eh?"

The man shrugged. "Me."

The two of them shared a smile as the music blared. A small fight broke out on the dance floor, and a group of men swarmed the dancers, shoving them aside to break up the fight. In the chaos, the Mzeusians lost the Thoonians for a moment, bu they re-positioned themselves and kept them in line of sight.

The night continued, long and determined. Most of the revellers stayed, some left, but the two men sat at their chair all the while. Eventually it came time to close the bar, and the two men stood, shook hands and parted ways. As they did so, the man and woman also got up. They looked at each other for a moment before stepping out of the bar into the cool air where they also split up, following their respective person.

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, Deerfenland, Tommatito, and 1 otherEstantia

god damit nessie

Lahos federation wrote:

It was a tense few weeks in the Federation,but finally the Elections ended,and the results came:the Moderates won by a extremely small margain,the Nationalists came second and the Socialists third.Finally could the country breath a sigh of relief.President Adam East,who was re-elected,celebrated the great victory in his office,thinking that the worst was over.He was wrong.

Nationalist Candidate Johnson Williams,an extremist from the state of Lahos,had expected the loss of the election;so he would take control via force.He was a skilled instigator,and as such he began planning.As the day of the results neared,he raised a small force from a military unit to assist him.On the day,he ordered his men to assault the Lahos House of Parliament.They were aided by the force of protesting civilians,who together managed to break through.The large group quickly overrun the building,as the horrific screams of the politicians were heard from the voting room,where they had gathered to discuss the state of the nation.The remaining men quickly rushed over to the President's Cabinet,as they started blockading the door.

Adam looked horrified,seeing that he would have to face an entire crowd of men.The few guards,re-assuringly,told him ''We got this sir.''.Immediately after those words were spoken,gunshots came through the door as the guard who spoke up fell to the floor.As the door starts to break,Adam seeks cover.But before he could do that,the attackers barge through the door as the rogue soldiers quickly kill the last guards.They turn their attention to the President,which they quickly apprehended and took him to a room with the rest of the politicians present in the building.As Johnson arrives to the building,everyone else except the soldiers leave.They drag the politicians to the voting room,where Johnson himself orders several of them to be killed.As he finishes,Adam is then dragged into a vehicle,driven to nowhere.

Having total control of the Capital,he broadcasts to the nation the formation of the New Lahos Republic,a nationalist one.As he finishes,many officers come to him pledging allegiance to his movement,and he gladly accepts.Seemingly having taken control,he orders his men to take over the rest of the country while he begins his international plan.But he was foolish enough as to think there would've been no resistance.

After the first day of the coup,a bloody civil war would ensue across the Federation that would last an insuferable amount of time.

As the results of the Lahos Federation election were being brought to Emperor Maximus, during a meeting he had called with several of the ministries aswell as the armed forces to discuss how Brittania will interact with the new government of the Federation to ensure it’s intrests in the region are secured. Sipping from her cup of tea before she began to speak was a representative from the ministry of international affairs who had been tasked with following this election “We have no reason to be concerned, the moderates will be more willing to work with us than to be hostile towards us. We should carry on as we have done with the previous governments to ensure that it is mutually beneficial for both of us.” All around the room were voices of agreement before an aid entered, moving quickly through the room before wispering to the minister of foreign relations. Sipping his tea slowly before he reported on what he had just been told “It seems we have a situation on our hands, the Nationalists have couped the government and started a civil war. How shall we proceed?” “We must make war!” Shouted the Minister of defence “this is a golden opportunity to secure out intrests in the region once and for all!”. Emperor Maximus had been sitting quietly whilst he listened and contemplated what action Brittania should take or not to take. THUD THUD THUD. Maximus slammed his fist on the table before him three times to bring order to the room and have everyone focus on him. Standing from his seat and in a confident tone he began “We shall take no action in this matter. We already have a civil war on the doorstep of our eastern colony and I have little to believe that this new civil war will pose a threat to ourselves based on our history with the Lahos.”

Territorio di Nessuno, Great solordia, and Lorigia

Greater Saint-Paul wrote:god damit nessie

There's no need for inappropriate capital letters. You make the exclamation mark feel worthless.

Zazumo, Territorio di Nessuno, Dinoium, Lorigia, and 1 otherEstantia

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