The Dictatorship of Russo-bydliya is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, feral children, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 271 million Russo-bydliyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bydlograd. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Russo-bydliyan economy, worth 28.0 trillion palets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 103,226 palets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Russo-bydliya's national animal is the SLON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russo-bydliya is ranked 251,183^rd in the world and 8^th in Z H I R E G A N C for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -29.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.