Population | 25.311 billion |
Capital | Caer Lochweald |
Leader | Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius |
Faith | Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás |
Currency | Equus |
Animal | Silver Fox |
The Most Serene Republic of Kaiserholt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Censor Perpetuo Elena Lampronius with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.311 billion Cives are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Lochweald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.
The frighteningly efficient of the Holt economy, worth a remarkable 4,169 trillion Equuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 164,721 Equuses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,482 per year while the poor average 13,877, a ratio of 68.0 to 1.
Sports club owners are having a moneyball, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, Caer Lochweald is a police state during international summits, and you can be fired for dying grey hairs. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kaiserholt's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Temple of the Olympian Apostás.
Kaiserholt is ranked 53,031st in the world and 1st in Salamis Initiative for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,708.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Developed.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Food Quality, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Kaiserholt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.