Population | 6.896 billion |
Capital | Hermanburg |
Leader | Director Kratov |
Faith | none |
Currency | croset |
Animal | Goliarse |
The Directorial Republic of Midribbonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Director Kratov with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.896 billion Midribbonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hermanburg. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Midribbonian economy, worth 493 trillion crosets a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,630 crosets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midribbonia's national animal is the Goliarse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
Midribbonia is ranked 25,814th in the world and 31st in The Hole To Hide In for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,010.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
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- : Midribbonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Midribbonia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
- : Midribbonia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
- : Midribbonia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
- : Midribbonia published "The Eclipse Games 2017" (Factbook: International).
- : Midribbonia's influence in The Hole To Hide In fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Midribbonia's influence in The Hole To Hide In rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Midribbonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Midribbonia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.
- : Midribbonia lodged a message on the The Hole To Hide In Regional Message Board.