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Of Centralist Brexit wrote:Bloody 'Ell...
*Enters the Vent you just made*

*I exit the vent in the kitchen and disappear it, before stealing a Hot Pocket*

The death syndicate

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:10 Minutes later;
HEY GUYS! TDS HERE AND TODAY I'VE JUST BUILT A GUN THAT FIRES MORTAR ROUNDS!

I technically already did that.

The death syndicate

Azureano wrote:>_>

I WILL FORTIFY THIS CORNER AGAINST HEADPATS

Azureano and Serkin

Azureano wrote:Inhale.

Hoi!

Azureano

The death syndicate wrote:I WILL FORTIFY THIS CORNER AGAINST HEADPATS

*headpats you from behind*

The death syndicate

The death syndicate wrote:I WILL FORTIFY THIS CORNER AGAINST HEADPATS

:sneaks a headpat whilst you screamed with hostility:

:>

Serkin wrote:Hoi!

Hullo hullo!

Levantin, The death syndicate, and Serkin

That moment when ur friend pretends to be a girl on discord, forgetting that you are on his server.

The death syndicate

Serkin wrote:*headpats you from behind*

The mini-me gets the mini-army to shoot the min-Flak 88s at your hand before that happesn

Levantin and Serkin

The hawaiian confederacy wrote:"you know what just for that" *i teleport back about 30 feet away to shoot a submachine gun at you, then teleport away before you can respond*

*Tsul recovers from the wounds*

“Tch.”

ArenaC wrote:AC does not show any signs of life

This is very good news

*Tsul grabs a present and opens it, the present being a defibrillator.*

The death syndicate

Azureano wrote::sneaks a headpat whilst you screamed with hostility:

:>Hullo hullo!

The death syndicate wrote:The mini-me gets the mini-army to shoot the min-Flak 88s at your hand before that happesn

Azureano and The hawaiian confederacy

The death syndicate wrote:The mini-me gets the mini-army to shoot the min-Flak 88s at your hand before that happesn

Hey mate, need some help?

The death syndicate and Azureano

Serkin wrote:wot

Don't come and tell me "Good soldiers follow orders". LEMME INTO THE VEEEEN!!!!

hey Serkin what's the country that you're protecting? is tithe Dominican Republic or Haiti?

Levantin, Azureano, and Serkin

The death syndicate

Levantin wrote:Hey mate, need some help?

Y e s .
But if you fail me, my mini-me will stab your ankles with a bayonet.

Levantin and Azureano

The death syndicate

I have decided to modify a .500 S&W Magnum to have a rebated rim and to be bottlenecked down to 10mm. This will help feeding and stoping power, and effectively make this an intermediate cartridge similar to what a carbine would use.

The death syndicate wrote:

Big L.

It's just a head pat! STOP RESISTING.

Levantin and The death syndicate

Levantin wrote:That moment when ur friend pretends to be a girl on discord, forgetting that you are on his server.

...I’m never letting him live this one down

The death syndicate and Azureano

The death syndicate wrote:Y e s .
But if you fail me, my mini-me will stab your ankles with a bayonet.

Why bite the hand that feeds you?

You know what? Azureano he’s all yours.

The death syndicate and Azureano

The death syndicate

Azureano wrote:Big L.

It's just a head pat! STOP RESISTING.

N-nu...
*Pulls reverse card and uses extended stick to headpat you instead while my mini-me commanding the mini-army keeps you away with flak bursts*

Serkin wrote:*I exit the vent in the kitchen and disappear it, before stealing a Hot Pocket*

*I open the first vent I see*

The death syndicate wrote:I technically already did that.

-_-

The death syndicate, Azureano, and Serkin

The death syndicate wrote:N-nu...
*Pulls reverse card and uses extended stick to headpat you instead while my mini-me commanding the mini-army keeps you away with flak bursts*

:takes out a pair of garden shears threateningly:

>:(

Nu pat. I gib pats.

Levantin wrote:Why bite the hand that feeds you?

You know what? Azureano he’s all yours.

:thumbs up:

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Levantin, and The death syndicate

The hawaiian confederacy

The death syndicate if u get patted I'm sorry but u Kan't be Konsidered one of the Boys anymore

The death syndicate

The hawaiian confederacy wrote:*sips tea in bored*

If you're bored, you need some bathtub wine..

Azureano wrote::sneaks a headpat whilst you screamed with hostility:

:>Hullo hullo!

How is you? uvu

The death syndicate wrote:The mini-me gets the mini-army to shoot the min-Flak 88s at your hand before that happesn

*I slowly take out a megaphone, REEEing in it and blowing the smols away*

Fradrildrun wrote:hey Serkin what's the country that you're protecting? is tithe Dominican Republic or Haiti?

Both

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:*I open the first vent I see*
-_-

That vent guides to the bathroom.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The death syndicate, Azureano, and Of Centralist Brexit

I can't beelieve this is happening.

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