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Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:8^D

Hello, my favorite monster. staying safe? u ok?

Aivintis wrote:
Hi.

1. How the Universe was Created

Scripture:
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Hymn:
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2. Slow Down and Admire the World's Beauty

Scripture:
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Hymn:
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3. Memento Mori

Scripture:
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4. Life's Short. Make the best of it.

Scripture:
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Read dispatch

Telegram me to join the Wurtzist Cult! We have free candy! Members get to commune to Bill Wurtz through the Prophet! No seriously, I have a direct line to Bill Wurtz for you to ask him literally anything! I'm not even joking on that one!

https://billwurtz.com/questions/questions.html

Dreamersistan wrote:Hello, my favorite monster. staying safe? u ok?

Yes, making sure the Corona carrying rats don't get into my sewer. How about you?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Yes, making sure the Corona carrying rats don't get into my sewer. How about you?

That’s the hantavirus pandemic. Coronavirus is the Corona beer humans.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Yes, making sure the Corona carrying rats don't get into my sewer. How about you?

I'm great, finished coding the prototype of a game. I saw a robbery last night, and it inspired something in my noggin. Setting up plans to get liquid for when the mortgage crisis becomes real and we can buy some properties bunched up into securities at rock-bottom prices. And Ithe girls found some excellent comedies and broadcasts which are delightful to listen to : ) There's an amazing one about how to beat English bureacracies by one of the actors in Yes Minister!

ArenaC wrote:hantavirus

Oh wow.. blast from 3rd year microbio class past.. Long time since i heard that word

Dreamersistan wrote:I'm great, finished coding the prototype of a game. I saw a robbery last night, and it inspired something in my noggin. Setting up plans to get liquid for when the mortgage crisis becomes real and we can buy some properties bunched up into securities at rock-bottom prices. And Ithe girls found some excellent comedies and broadcasts which are delightful to listen to : ) There's an amazing one about how to beat English bureacracies by one of the actors in Yes Minister!

I’ve heard of Yes Goldbong but not Yes Minister

ArenaC wrote:I’ve heard of Yes Goldbong but not Yes Minister

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_Minister

Federasi nagara malaya

Dreamersistan wrote:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_Minister

hmm

Federasi nagara malaya wrote:Hello

vuv

I just learned that Max Barry wrote a new book, and is about to release it in 4 days.

Shavara wrote:I just learned that Max Barry wrote a new book, and is about to release it in 4 days.

I've written my own book too. A new one. It's a dotted ABC to learn how to write ABC.

Marrabuk wrote:I've written my own book too. A new one. It's a dotted ABC to learn how to write ABC.

wow!

Marrabuk wrote:I've written my own book too. A new one. It's a dotted ABC to learn how to write ABC.

I can't wait for the sequel, D-E-F.. A book by a man of letters!

In other news, we're stepping forward with a diff vaccine form, Bimbo Boris is infected, and I've donated some of my newly minted cash to help out Iran.

Charity's the opium of the rich after they're done screwing over the poor

In other other news, Fiverr is experiencing unusual crashes. At least the world should be glad this kind of happening in 2020 as opposed to 2010...

Coronavirus 2: NationStates gone IRL viral Boogaloo

In other other other news, we are officially bored. Sundown can't get here soon enough

I'm sure there exists higher powers in the universe. Maybe one of them created humanity, maybe none of them did. Perhaps every religion today was inspired by one of these higher beings, perhaps not. There's a hierarchy on Earth, i'm sure there's also one in the wider Universe.

One green nation

can't get my shopping delivered......b**tard Coronavirus

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:I'm sure there exists higher powers in the universe. Maybe one of them created humanity, maybe none of them did. Perhaps every religion today was inspired by one of these higher beings, perhaps not. There's a hierarchy on Earth, i'm sure there's also one in the wider Universe.

<kills and hangs u on the wall as a decorative rug>

Dreamersistan wrote:<kills and hangs u on the wall as a decorative rug>

*Dirties self and rolls around house*

*Turns house into a mess in which the Corona rats thrive*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Dirties self and rolls around house*

*Turns house into a mess in which the Corona rats thrive*

Revenge of the Dead Gator

<Takes our experimental vaccine for protection and turns into....>

THE INCREDIBLE BULK!

<Now immune to the coronavirus, eats the rats, turns my gfs into immortal viral shedders like myself and -oh crap u gave me an idea for a new monster story!>

I mean...

<eats rats, turns loved ones to my side then washes alligator skin to make purses for the ladies and hides em with a reminder for their birthdays>

ArenaC wrote:i am slapping water

<Newton's Third Law slaps u back!>

ArenaC wrote:i am slapping water

*The water proceeds to kick you*

h2-Kick

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*The water proceeds to kick you*

h2-Kick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7y8Cqw2_8

Peatiktist wrote:Doubleposting stopped being legal 2-3 weeks ago.
That was just testing how it would work.

Bro I wish

Water: h2o

Water kicking: h2K

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