The East PacificBoard

Aivintis wrote:

What page of Ronald Reagan's autobiography is this?

*BonK*

Don't mention that devil

Unity is angry/hungry understand

The Unity Sisters wrote:

Unity is angry/hungry understand

No.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

Anyway, I think with the lore I've discussed today Easunistan can really be labeled the worst Nation on Valsora.

I... can concur.

The death syndicate wrote:

Conclusion: You are one with the force and the force is one with you....
Then why?*Deranged tangent noises*
I must maximize internal carrying capacity because god knows that carrying munitions is the bane of stealth aircraft.
...
Wait, I know where to put bombs (albeit smallish ones with folding, telescopic tails and whatnot), but what about the missiles-
Meh, I can bulk up the connection from the fuselage to the booms and put them behind the VTOL fan.

Thermobaric Bombs?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

*<*~Easunian-TDS union when? You must go farther like we do

Probably after civil conflict?

The death syndicate wrote:

Probably after civil conflict?

8^D

The Unity Sisters wrote:

Signs of human life, hungry we are, terror, suffering. the quiver is full.

...
Hmmm.
Ah well, what's one more invader right now...

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:

Thermobaric Bombs?

I mean, that is definitely a possibility, however, there is also a high likelihood of fragmenting munitions employed, and HEDP, to be used like PTABs for anti armor or fortification purposes.

Serkin wrote:

I have waffles for you

Can't have, Bable must be reversed

The death syndicate wrote:

...
Hmmm.
Ah well, what's one more invader right now...

we are not hostile yet

Kavanos wrote:

>~>

Bable must be reversed, hungry, feast when Babel is reversed

The death syndicate wrote:

...
Oh, that's nice.

however, children are safer in the unity

The Unity Sisters wrote:

Unity is angry/hungry understand

So go chew on some grass or something

Serkin wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I believe the next part of the passage is: I chewed thoughtfully on my cigar, hair slicked back, famous actress and model Marilyn Monroe beside me, and stared down Gorbachev with the fury of a nation. "Tear down that wall, Gorbie. You don't mess with Ronald Reagan." The Soviet scoffed, and spit on me. Wiping it off, I slowly stood. "You done messed up, Gorbie." I karate punched him in the gut, then knocked him to the ceiling with an uppercut and let him crumple to the floor. I knelt beside the defeated commie, and whispered in his ear. "I told you, you don't mess with Ronald Reagan."

I think, actually, that passage is why they removed the "Based on a true story" disclaimer from the movie adaptation.

The Unity Sisters wrote:

Hostile

Maybe. Or maybe I'm being sarcastic. Who is to say?