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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,840thMost Authoritarian: 14,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,552nd
The Holy Islamic Vojvodeship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
NSPM leads us, Heil to Vladimir Prožwić Pledjevoeću!
Influence
Power
Nadvojvoda / Ministar Vera
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Islamist Mayzhija

Population952 million

CapitalTagnajivnić
LeaderVladimir Prožwich Pledjevoecu

CurrencyOcek
AnimalElk

The Holy Islamic Vojvodeship of Islamist Mayzhija is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimir Prožwich Pledjevoecu with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 952 million Islamist Mayzhijans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tagnajivnić. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The strong Islamist Mayzhijan economy, worth 74.0 trillion Oceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,783 Oceks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the only things Islamist Mayzhijans vote on are cutest Elk competitions, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamist Mayzhija's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Islamist Mayzhija is ranked 181,836th in the world and 1st in Tonganskijak for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 51.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 14,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,746th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, the only things Islamist Mayzhijans vote on are cutest Elk competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, the standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby".
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, Islamist Mayzhijans incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Islamist Mayzhija, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens.
  • : Islamist Mayzhija added the tag "Theocratic" to Tonganskijak.

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