The Dominion of Vaetoria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ascended Council with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.144 billion Vaetorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enthorr. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Vaetorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 115,565 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The family of Ascended Council bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, foreign powers often deal with problems that Vaetoria can't handle, for 25 Credits tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vaetoria's national animal is the Crito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vaetoria is ranked 19,359^th in the world and 3^rd in Novastralix for Most Corrupt Governments, with 102.85 kickbacks per hour.