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Dinklekerg!!!

The kerguelen archipelago, Flowrisa, Candro, and The northern cresent

The sith empire of korriban

Candro wrote:*Candro requests meeting between the forces and the RDF so that their best use can be determined*

*The Empire agrees. The commanding general is sent to meet with the Candronese commanders*

The sith empire of korriban wrote:*The Empire agrees. The commanding general is sent to meet with the Candronese commanders*

*Thanks candronse officers prepare for the meeting*

The sith empire of korriban

Candro wrote:*Thanks candronse officers prepare for the meeting*

*General Gist and his staff are transported to a base in Candro.*

Candro wrote:*The candronse officers prepare for the meeting*

AUTOCORRECT

The sith empire of korriban wrote:*General Gist and his staff are transported to a base in Candro.*

*A secretary leads them to the meeting hall*

Candro wrote:AUTOCORRECT

I thought you were being diplomatic and polite

Oxihydronia, Candro, and The northern cresent

Shizensky wrote:I thought you were being diplomatic and polite

It hard to be diplomatic and polite when you get autocorrected

The kerguelen archipelago and The northern cresent

The sith empire of korriban

Candro wrote:*A secretary leads them to the meeting hall*

General Gist: greetings gentlemen. Might I congratulate you on your glorious reformation to a strong and indopendent monarchy. I have 3 regiments with me to help the Candronese army regain power, defeat the remnants of the resistance, and if necessary defend against Usniyan aggression.

Candro

Candro wrote:AUTOCORRECT

Curse autocorrect!

The northern cresent

http://i.imgur.com/qGY26Fb.jpg

even the game thinks it's all just a game

Niios wrote:http://i.imgur.com/qGY26Fb.jpg
even the game thinks it's all just a game

oh and this is the same Lombardy I mentioned last time

Niios wrote:Lombardy isn't even Lombard. They were initially, yeah, but then they formed the Italian Empire, conquered Rome, and temporarily got rid of the pentarch there. Then the emperor died and the realm got inherited by Hungarians, who went on to exile the Lombard realms to Ruthenia and proclaimed themselves the Lombard Emperors. And then the Hungarians went nuts, or at least more nuts than they had already gone, which was certainly not lacking in nuttiness.

*Meanwhile in Kzaria a former Corporation Executive was summoned at a local court*
Interviewer: Hello Mr. Yunan, We have been informed that you have been conducting illegal commerce activities even after we confiscated your business. Do you deny these allegations or have anything to say to defend yourself?

*Mr. Yunan says nothing as he pulls a rubberbanded wad of thick index card sized notes*

Interviewer: Are those all...Ration cards? Are you bribing me..

Mr. Yunan: No..Not bribing persay, just showing my appreciation to the state and the revolution

Interviewer: You know I could have you arrested for this?

Mr. Yunan: I have powerful allies, you know this. Do you not want them?

Interviewer: I did not say that...I just feel uncomfortable with them on my desk
*The Interviewer takes the notes*

Candro and The northern cresent

*Gets issue about leaked nudes of leader gets out*

*Chooses to not censor art and not do anything to punish*

*Gets more authoritarianism and less nudity*

NS...go home...your high

Deathfall and The northern cresent

Post self-deleted by The sith empire of korriban.

The sith empire of korriban

Kzaria wrote:*Meanwhile in Kzaria a former Corporation Executive was summoned at a local court*
Interviewer: Hello Mr. Yunan, We have been informed that you have been conducting illegal commerce activities even after we confiscated your business. Do you deny these allegations or have anything to say to defend yourself?
*Mr. Yunan says nothing as he pulls a rubberbanded wad of thick index card sized notes*
Interviewer: Are those all...Ration cards? Are you bribing me..
Mr. Yunan: No..Not bribing persay, just showing my appreciation to the state and the revolution
Interviewer: You know I could have you arrested for this?
Mr. Yunan: I have powerful allies, you know this. Do you not want them?
Interviewer: I did not say that...I just feel uncomfortable with them on my desk
*The Interviewer takes the notes*

Vile corruption. Even in your perfect version of communism.

Candro

Iceland-greenland union

The spacecraft bus for the comet probe is complete. IGUSA is currently awaiting the components from the Byzantine Space Agency and the Usniya's space agency.

The northern cresent

Ubaid wrote:*Mehruehn and steps forward and offers a handshake.*
Mehruehn: I trust your journey went well?
My brother is currently meditating at one of the mountain shrines and won't return to Ehmtahn for about an hour. He asked me to show you some of the sites. You will also be the first outsiders to set foot in one of the ancient catacombs in the northeastern end of the mountains.

Hammond: Thank you, the hospitality of your ship was fantastic. If you dont mind could you disclose more of your culture as we journey to our designated residence?

Teenage mutant ninja squirtles

Hello im also Dylanism

Iceland-greenland union

Barren silver wrote:Hammond: Thank you, the hospitality of your ship was fantastic. If you dont mind could you disclose more of your culture as we journey to our designated residence?

Mehruehn: Certainly, the catacombs that you will be visiting are one of the few ancient structures that remain, it contains what you would call a 'King's List.' It also houses the predecessors of the Ushukahnti, Mehrueht. The list goes back about 2,000 years or so. There are also chapels and small libraries filled with the wills and life stories of the occupants. Most of these documents are still being translated. It also shows that an ancestor of ours was Ushukahnti, though this is from our maternal grandmother's side. We even found what appears to be what the oldest legends call 'Ustrahni' or 'The mace of the Father' the name is from a dialect almost forgotten among our people. The mace was given to the first Ushukahnti by the All Father where as the All Mother gave a pendant carved from a Sapphire, which has yet to be recovered as the two relics were interred here before the Age of Strife took hold of Ubaid. You will be staying in the east wing of the Blessed House, there will be formality you will have to observe before before addressing the Ushukahnti, you'll have to place a clenched fist over your heart until he does the same, it's one of the oldest customs in our culture. It shows acknowledgement and a desire for friendship. After that you may shake hands with him. A bit of advice, he likes to hunt, so you might want to get familiar with hunting bows and spears.

Ubaid wrote:Mehruehn: Certainly, the catacombs that you will be visiting are one of the few ancient structures that remain, it contains what you would call a 'King's List.' It also houses the predecessors of the Ushukahnti, Mehrueht. The list goes back about 2,000 years or so. There are also chapels and small libraries filled with the wills and life stories of the occupants. Most of these documents are still being translated. It also shows that an ancestor of ours was Ushukahnti, though this is from our maternal grandmother's side. We even found what appears to be what the oldest legends call 'Ustrahni' or 'The mace of the Father' the name is from a dialect almost forgotten among our people. The mace was given to the first Ushukahnti by the All Father where as the All Mother gave a pendant carved from a Sapphire, which has yet to be recovered as the two relics were interred here before the Age of Strife took hold of Ubaid. You will be staying in the east wing of the Blessed House, there will be formality you will have to observe before before addressing the Ushukahnti, you'll have to place a clenched fist over your heart until he does the same, it's one of the oldest customs in our culture. It shows acknowledgement and a desire for friendship. After that you may shake hands with him. A bit of advice, he likes to hunt, so you might want to get familiar with hunting bows and spears.

Kieler: Its not my first time with a bow. We would be honored to accompaning him on a hunt.
Hammond: Thank you for the introduction and the warning. Are there any specific laws and traditions in which we would be advised to follow beyond the greeting we are to give?

Barren silver wrote:Kieler: Its not my first time with a bow. We would be honored to accompaning him on a hunt.
Hammond: Thank you for the introduction and the warning. Are there any specific laws and traditions in which we would be advised to follow beyond the greeting we are to give?

Mehruehn: I'd recommend that you two avoid the shrines and holy sites unless the Ushukahnti is near. He'll address you two as 'friend' which requires you to do the same, language and body language play a huge role in conversation and politics in Ubaid. Before you enter the catacombs and shrines, it is required that you remove your footwear, socks included. This represents our connection to the Earth and nature. It is believed when you are barefoot in the wilderness, you are closer to the Spirits that dwell around you.

Iceland-greenland union wrote:The spacecraft bus for the comet probe is complete. IGUSA is currently awaiting the components from the Byzantine Space Agency and the Usniya's space agency.

The Byzantine Space Agency has sent its components of the space probe to the IGUSA.

Iceland-greenland union

The sith empire of korriban wrote:General Gist: greetings gentlemen. Might I congratulate you on your glorious reformation to a strong and indopendent monarchy. I have 3 regiments with me to help the Candronese army regain power, defeat the remnants of the resistance, and if necessary defend against Usniyan aggression.

General Hacker: Greetings. It is a great thing to back to what we were meant to be, republicanism is a dangerous illness upon our nation. It may finally be stamped out. The resistance is primarily located in moutains and jungles which would your regiments be best suited for?

Iceland-greenland union wrote:The spacecraft bus for the comet probe is complete. IGUSA is currently awaiting the components from the Byzantine Space Agency and the Usniya's space agency.

The UPSU has been encountering severe difficulties in developing the new ion propulsion system, and is currently looking to see if the mission profile can be adjusted for the extra weight of a small conventional thruster system.

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