The Fderation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.087 billion Australians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canbrra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 9,341 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 387,827 Dollarydoos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,412,650 per year while the poor average 75,678, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism", the government is spending billions of taxpayer Dollarydoos to support "struggling" industries, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is well under control. Australian rePublic's national animal is the KANGAROO, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 254,418^th in the world and 40^th in Regionless for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.