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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,977th
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Pantumaca

Population1.418 billion

CapitalCasteller
LeaderMontserrat Puig

Currencypebble
Animalmelk

The Community of Pantumaca is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Montserrat Puig with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.418 billion Pantumaches are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casteller. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantumacan economy, worth 175 trillion pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,774 pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that Montserrat Puig has won three lotteries in a row, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Pantumacan politics is literally a blood sport, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown. Pantumaca's national animal is the melk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pantumaca is ranked 52,093rd in the world and 131st in Refugia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,331.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,977thMost Influential: 2,457thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,616thMost Secular: 3,627thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,660thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,002ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,638thMost Pacifist: 9,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,628thMost Inclusive: 13,567thMost Cultured: 14,325thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,913thNicest Citizens: 17,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,489thHighest Food Quality: 17,555thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,593rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,415thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,698thHighest Drug Use: 28,069th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionMost Primitive: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pantumaca voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, Pantumacan politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Pantumaca voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, rumor has it that Montserrat Puig has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, melks have more rights than the average citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, gossip magazines have pictures of Montserrat Puig sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables.
  • : Following new legislation in Pantumaca, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.

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