The United Kingdom of Hausklo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sasha Qasqirov with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 9.05 billion Hausklovis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalyim. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hauskloan economy, worth 923 trillion Tenges a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,087 Tenges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, Sasha Qasqirov has killer fashion sense, private law firms are unheard of, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hausklo's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Church of Hausklo.

Hausklo is ranked 57,406^th in the world and 16^th in Red Wolf Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.45 law-abiding acts per hour.