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Paradise RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Infinite Astronomical Units of Benevolent One

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 880th Most Nations: 1,086th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,707th
World Factbook Entry



Paradise is one of the oldest regions in NS and once had a population of 81 nations. The region was founded prior to the earliest recording of regions, May 28, 2003.




This new Paradise is open and growing. It's free and here for you, unless you are bent on conquest, in which case you won't fit in.

Read the Paradise Papers!

Nations wishing to become WA Delegate please contact Heritick Farmland by TG and let your intentions be known.



From the Archives - June 2015

It's hot here.
This region contains a great deal of sand and water.





Warning! Biohazard

Infected: 100.0% (68.0 billion zombies, 15.0 million survivors)

Z-Rating: 61.9 Catastrophic

Embassies: Democracy, Sex, SUPREME UNION, Marijuana Paradise, Democratic Socialists, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, Safe Harbor, REGION OF HONOR, XANADU, Right to Life, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, and Island Paradise.

Tags: Medium.

Paradise contains 14 nations, the 1,086th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Avoided in Paradise

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Paradise is ranked 21,073rd in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Spoonful of Miracles of The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary ManInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I know a fireman who looks afffter the fire....”
2.The Left It To Beaver Childhood of Psycho WardPsychotic Dictatorship“Me? Well... when he said 'crazy' he meant... CRAZY!”
3.The Questmongering Quaedam Queen of Quasi at the QuackaderoCorrupt Dictatorship“There certainly are a lot of weirdos out today”
4.The Antigenic Immunizing Powers of VacciNationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Love Them, Protect Them, Immunize Them.”
5.The Shameless Television Life of Frank GallagherCorrupt Dictatorship“I am whatever I need to be whenever I need to be it!”
6.The Turbulent and Watery Graves of Niagara Falls DaredevilsDemocratic Socialists“Some things can be done.... as well as others”
7.The Unbroken Water of Hotel WombNew York Times Democracy“I dream I'm safe... in ...my hotel womb”
8.The Ancient Azure Seashores of MediterraneumDemocratic Socialists“Pulchritudo disputationi ~ melius vocibus describi”
9.The Little Black Grade Book of Miss LandersLiberal Democratic Socialists“On the last day of school my students bring me gifts”
10.The Razors Edge Fuzzy-Wuzziness of Fluffy-and-UranusDemocratic Socialists“Let's move on to the word association part of the test!”
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Paradise Regional Message Board

Hey, Benevolent One

Please don't cancel our embassy with the Bar at every corner etc... I know -Drinky- has a problem, but I can help get him off booze if you'll reinstate the embassy. Please? How 'bout it? He'd make a good pothead if I could get him to try the stuff. Maybe some microdot LSD therapy too....

Frank Gallagher wrote:Hey, Benevolent One

Please don't cancel our embassy with the Bar at every corner etc... I know -Drinky- has a problem, but I can help get him off booze if you'll reinstate the embassy. Please? How 'bout it? He'd make a good pothead if I could get him to try the stuff. Maybe some microdot LSD therapy too....

Alright. Just stay out of police trouble, Frank.

Hello, Paradise!

See all Benevolent cards at Benevolent Lifeforms (S1) and Benevolent Aliens (S2).

Benevolent One wrote:See all Benevolent cards at Benevolent Lifeforms (S1) and Benevolent Aliens (S2).

didn't know there were so many of you guys out there

sh!t

Frank Gallagher wrote:didn't know there were so many of you guys out there

sh!t

You're such a weirdo, Frank.

He smells funny too.

How's Paradise doing?

*ultrasound machine noises*

Vaccinations today for everybody!

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