The Island of Kingdom of the Isles is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Lord President with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 31.61 billion Kingdom of the Islesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durdum. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The powerhouse Kingdom of the Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,396 trillion golden sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,443 golden sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of the Isles's national animal is the griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of the Isles is ranked 6,074^th in the world and 333^rd in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,457.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.