The New Imperial Order of Iciaros is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Andromeda Ceriss with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 20.91 billion Iciarosians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ixainia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Iciarosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,869 trillion Bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,683 Bits, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The fattest folk in Iciaros look to be the happiest ones, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Iciaros has found 7 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Iciaros's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angelicanism.

Iciaros is ranked 2,018^th in the world and 1^st in The Azalean Collective for Highest Food Quality, scoring 279.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.