WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands
Embassies: Texas, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Western Atlantic, the West Pacific, Testregionia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Osiris, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Caldonian Union, Trendsetter, Mr Money Headquarters, and One big Island.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Devout in Monkey Island
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 6,848th in the world for Most Devout.
|1.||The Confederacy of Hideaway||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Not in the face!”|
|2.||The Feminist Grand Duchy of Quirn||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“The forms are normal, but the norms are purely formal.”|
|3.||The Queendom of Cielos Negros||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Llamame su Dios.”|
|4.||The Purple Gemstones of Robin Sparkles||Corporate Police State||“All hail, Her Royal Sparkleness!”|
|5.||The Irreverent Peoples of Smart Alecs||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We be smart, and we all be named Alec!”|
|6.||The Matriarchy of A Mean Old Mouse||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Who took my cheese?”|
|7.||The Free Land of The Repealinator||Father Knows Best State||“The law does what the law SAYS!”|
|8.||The Steppenwolves of Takla-makan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“wok me baby”|
|9.||The Rowdy cathouse of The Crazed Catgirls||Capitalist Paradise||“Hey Mister! Wanna see my undies? They're really cute!”|
|10.||The Playful World of Sraksa||Father Knows Best State||“Peek-a-boo!”|
- : The Quarantined Trade Zone of Quarantinia of the region The Undead States proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Dweekoids 'w j3rbin' pAnts of Please Understand of the region Capricornarius withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- : The Dweekoids 'w j3rbin' pAnts of Please Understand of the region Capricornarius proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands password-protected the region.
- : The Perfect Filling of WA Pie Shop arrived from Balder.
- : The Overzealous Editors of WA Grammar Nazis arrived from Osiris.
- : The People's Republic of United Nations Old Guard arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Free Land of The Repealinator arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Black Paint of The 69 Impala arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Playful World of Sraksa arrived from Lazarus.
Monkey Island Regional Message Board
We wish you a Monkey Christmas.
We wish you a Monkey Christmas.
We wish you a Monkey Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
And an Island New Year.
There once was a man from Long Island
Who happened upon a young lass.
As any man would he made a fool of himself
but managed to show some class.
There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who met a fool from some Island
She thought he was nice but lacked finesse
and he came across quite bland.
They're married now.
As I sit upon my rock and ponder
the vast expanse of the great beyond
I have to explain to myself in detail
that it is always darkest before the dawn.
This week: A baby drives a car.
Next week: Driving Baby gets DUI.
Film at 11.
Has anyone seen my pride? Maybe I left it in my pants.
Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!!!
Sorry for the interruption. I never got the apocalypse emails. D:
I'll toss the password back up once I get my puppets moved back.
All is as it should be.