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Monkey Island RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Blue Serenity of Awesome Islands

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 447th Largest Black Market: 1,032nd Highest Economic Output: 1,122nd+4
Largest Populations: 1,225th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,308th Nudest: 1,381st Most Influential: 1,882nd
World Factbook Entry

Monkey Island is a peace-loving region, which welcomes everyone. Our only rule is to treat each other with respect. We're very friendly. Please chat on our RMB!

We've been around since (almost) the beginning & are proud to have been a part of NationStates for so long. Check out our Linkforum!

Tiki Barman - The Crazed Catgirls
Zombie Defense Minister - Ziggie Valencourt

Want an embassy? Contact Ziggie Valencourt before requesting.

Featured Region on October 27, 2014

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Embassies: Texas, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Western Atlantic, the West Pacific, Testregionia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Osiris, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Caldonian Union, Trendsetter, Mr Money Headquarters, and One big Island.

Tags: Snarky, National Sovereigntist, Neutral, Sports, Featured, General Assembly, Libertarian, Password, Role Player, World Assembly, Independent, Medium, and 1 other.Offsite Forums.

Regional Power: Moderate

Monkey Island contains 33 nations, the 447th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Devout in Monkey Island

World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.

As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 6,848th in the world for Most Devout.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of HideawayLiberal Democratic Socialists“Not in the face!”
2.The Feminist Grand Duchy of QuirnScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The forms are normal, but the norms are purely formal.”
3.The Queendom of Cielos NegrosIron Fist Consumerists“Llamame su Dios.”
4.The Purple Gemstones of Robin SparklesCorporate Police State“All hail, Her Royal Sparkleness!”
5.The Irreverent Peoples of Smart AlecsIron Fist Consumerists“We be smart, and we all be named Alec!”
6.The Matriarchy of A Mean Old MouseCompulsory Consumerist State“Who took my cheese?”
7.The Free Land of The RepealinatorFather Knows Best State“The law does what the law SAYS!”
8.The Steppenwolves of Takla-makanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“wok me baby”
9.The Rowdy cathouse of The Crazed CatgirlsCapitalist Paradise“Hey Mister! Wanna see my undies? They're really cute!”
10.The Playful World of SraksaFather Knows Best State“Peek-a-boo!”

Regional Happenings


Monkey Island Regional Message Board

We wish you a Monkey Christmas.
We wish you a Monkey Christmas.
We wish you a Monkey Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
And an Island New Year.


There once was a man from Long Island
Who happened upon a young lass.
As any man would he made a fool of himself
but managed to show some class.

There once was a lass from Nantucket
Who met a fool from some Island
She thought he was nice but lacked finesse
and he came across quite bland.

They're married now.

As I sit upon my rock and ponder
the vast expanse of the great beyond
I have to explain to myself in detail
that it is always darkest before the dawn.

This week: A baby drives a car.
Next week: Driving Baby gets DUI.

Film at 11.

Has anyone seen my pride? Maybe I left it in my pants.



Ollie Ollie Oxen Free!!!

Sorry for the interruption. I never got the apocalypse emails. D:

I'll toss the password back up once I get my puppets moved back.


Wow. I managed avoid the pits this time; such a good leader am I!

30 billion monkeys on my back is the last thing I want.

The Crazed Catgirls and Ziggie Valencourt

The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt wrote:16 days ago: The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt's influence in Monkey Island fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".

Aw dang.

The Eminent Domain of Ziggie Valencourt wrote:
Ziggie the Great's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.

All is as it should be.

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