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Monkey Island RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Awesome islands

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Economic Output: 269th Most Influential: 315th Most Rebellious Youth: 320th+21
Highest Crime Rates: 348th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 419th Largest Publishing Industry: 424th Largest Populations: 505th Fattest Citizens: 512th Largest Black Market: 759th Most Armed: 776th Smartest Citizens: 856th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 982nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,090th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,098th Rudest Citizens: 1,132nd Most Cultured: 1,173rd Most Avoided: 1,242nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,321st Highest Average Incomes: 1,453rd Nicest Citizens: 1,557th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,656th Most Nations: 1,732nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,924th Largest Retail Industry: 1,935th
World Factbook Entry

Monkey Island is a peace-loving region, which welcomes everyone. Our only rule is to treat each other with respect. We're very friendly. Please chat on our RMB!

We've been around since (almost) the beginning & are proud to have been a part of NationStates for so long.

Tiki Barman - The Crazed Catgirls
Zombie Defense Minister - Ziggie Valencourt

Want an embassy? Contact Ziggie Valencourt before requesting.

Featured Region on October 27, 2014

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Embassies: Texas, The Pleiades, Antarctic Oasis, Final Fantasy, Zhaucauozian Friendship, Western Atlantic, the West Pacific, Testregionia, The Coalition of Democratic Nations, Osiris, Kingdom of Alexandria, The Caldonian Union, Trendsetter, and Mr Money Headquarters.

Tags: Libertarian, Independent, Founderless, Sports, World Assembly, Snarky, Small, Password, Featured, Neutral, National Sovereigntist, General Assembly, and 2 others.Offsite Forums, and Role Player.

Regional Power: Moderate

Monkey Island contains 10 nations, the 1,732nd most in the world.

Password required

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Monkey Island

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Monkey Island is ranked 419th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Heterogeneously High States of KikiyoAnarchy“We're just burning rope back here, 'aight?”
2.The Eminent Domain of Ziggie ValencourtInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All Hail the great and powerful Ziggie from Nantucket”
3.The Rogue Nation of Simian IslandAnarchy“Ooo! Ooo! Ahh! Ahh!”
4.The Rowdy cathouse of The Crazed CatgirlsCapitalist Paradise“Hey Mister! Wanna see my undies? They're really cute!”
5.The Banana Republic of KazejinAnarchy“Death to all llamas.”
6.The Grand Republic of Neo KilladoniaCivil Rights Lovefest“If you've got a black list, I want to be on it.”
7.The Free Land of Orangutans ArmedDemocratic Socialists“Ook”
8.The Confederacy of HideawayDemocratic Socialists“Not in the face!”
9.The Feminist Grand Duchy of QuirnScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The forms are normal, but the norms are purely formal.”
10.The Steppenwolves of Takla-makanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“wok me baby”

Regional Happenings


Monkey Island Regional Message Board


/tap tap/

is this thing on?


a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a pub. the bartender looks at them and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"

The Crazed Catgirls

Ah jocularity!!!

I pulled the embassy because I thought this region was dead,but Catgirls posted so I wont,would you guys want to merge with us? the BB would welcome you all :D

The Empire of BrightonBurg wrote:I pulled the embassy because I thought this region was dead,but Catgirls posted so I wont,would you guys want to merge with us? the BB would welcome you all :D

we're not dead yet!
I think I'll go for a walk.

In all seriousness, without AwesomeIslands or a Delegate, we can't get the password off the region which is limiting our ability to expand.
We still have 8 nations active enough to not be dead, so I have hope that we have 8 people here still. :)

Oh, apparently I can control the password.

Now we need a vote on whether to remove the password or not.

Kazejin is alive out of compulsion, and here due to nostalgia. I'll be here till I can't come back no mo'. I mean I think I've been here for 15 years or so, so why stop now?

Anyways, just do whatever you think is best Ziggs. I've never really gotten beyond the 'log in before you CTE' stage of NS.

Personally if there was going to be a region merge, I'd prefer a region like the AO(ie the Antarctic Oasis) It has an active founder and a delegate(who is usually appointed by the founder, but only after putting all prospective candidates through RP hell...its a region tradition) The AO residents also don't take themselves too seriously. However I'd rather keep a password because I despise raiders who like to piss all over founderless regions(I suspect the raiders do so to overcompensate for having small peckers).

Without an active founder, and without a delegate, I'm going to keep the password in place.

As for a region merge...I don't know enough about other players / regions to have an opinion one way or the other, but it stands to reason that as attrition shrinks our current region that something will eventually have to happen. Until we're gone though, at least we're here.


Post self-deleted by Orangutans Armed.

This nation isn't very active because it's just a puppet for my main nation, The Free Bears of Bears Armed, planted here when you were "livelier".
If you do decide on a merger then you'd be welcome in the Bears' home region, the International Democratic Union, and I expect that we could add a "Now incorporating Monkey Island" line to the RMB there.

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