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«12. . .6,1936,1946,1956,1966,1976,1986,199. . .8,7478,748»

Greater gyelidor wrote:Gyelidorian nuclear submarines stationed off the coast of the Isle of Man, subs sink Nimarican ships in Calptionian waters.

Oh no, how could that be, that's so bad, here, we'll sink some of your ships as well

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Greater gyelidor wrote:Assassins sent to enemy leaders

I'm going to do the same, this time armed with the fabled stale baguette with a nail.

Greater gyelidor wrote:Gyelidorian nuclear submarines stationed off the coast of the Isle of Man, subs sink Nimarican ships in Calptionian waters.

While you were busy with our Capital and a few ships we blockaded your nuclear subs with the rest of our navy from Belfast & Cork.

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Greater gyelidor wrote:We're armed with anti-cheese guns.

Well we have prepared a battalion of soldiers who are marching through the alps.

Greater gyelidor wrote:Cheese missiles destroy your navy

Fools...
Do you think you can use our own weaponry against us?
How naive of you to think our own weapons could make us weaker.
You have upgraded our battleships to Aircraft Carriers!
Submarines are now capable of Nuclear destruction.

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Greater gyelidor wrote:Welcome to big leagues still not a great power.

Regional Power is not that bad but thanks for letting us know you have cheese stable enough for uses in wars.

Quite unbelievable honestly.

Nimaric wrote:Regional Power is not that bad but thanks for letting us know you have cheese stable enough for uses in wars.

Quite unbelievable honestly.

Still can't rival the power of the stale baguette with a nail

Greater gyelidor wrote:Anyways we're using Tomato weaponry now, *Tomato focatory reopens*

O_O

I sense Bronisland Technology in this Tomato Factory...

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This is the most confusing war ever, is it actual ww3 or just kitchen nightmares?

Greater gyelidor wrote:Now we have tomatoes, we're hoping to steal some potatoes from calption.

You'll never get to our wheat fields!

Greater gyelidor

Greater gyelidor wrote:Now we have tomatoes, we're hoping to steal some potatoes from calption.

We never really give France Irish Potatoes.

Do you want potatoes? Try and invade Ireland.

Anyway because I’m time zones suck I’m gonna go now, I’ll read the chaos in the morning

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Greater gyelidor wrote:What about the dreadful pineapple pizza weapons?

Gasp

Never though Italians have fallen so much to need to team up with their worse enemies.

Calption and Greater gyelidor

Greater gyelidor wrote:What about the dreadful pineapple pizza weapons?

... Literally worse then Hitler

Nimaric wrote:We never really give France Irish Potatoes.

Do you want potatoes? Try and invade Ireland.

They'll get lost in the wheat fields

Nimaric and Greater gyelidor

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Greater gyelidor wrote:That's just the tip of the iceberg in our Italian arsenal

We still haven't used the snail weaponry.

Greater gyelidor

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