Population | 43.936 billion |
Capital | Birdland |
Leader | MaMa Goose |
Currency | nest egg |
Animal | goose |
The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by MaMa Goose with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 43.936 billion Geese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birdland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.
The large but sluggish Migrating Geesean economy, worth 853 trillion nest eggs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 19,428 nest eggs, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Migrating Geese's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Migrating Geese is ranked 279,073rd in the world and 54th in Three Sands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Migrating Geese's influence in Three Sands rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Migrating Geese lodged a message on the Three Sands Regional Message Board.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Throughout Time and Space to Three Sands.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Thule to Throughout Time and Space.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Thundria to Thule.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Thunderwaves Cave to Thundria.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Tiandi to Thunderwaves Cave.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Tidewater to Tiandi.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Tijuana to Tidewater.
- : Migrating Geese relocated from Tilly Tonka and the Broccoli Factory to Tijuana.