Population | 16.467 billion |
Capital | Jestian |
Leader | Ureak Goup |
Faith | Celtic |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | squirrel |
The Theocracy of Talle Liberwillynordia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ureak Goup with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.467 billion Talle Liberwillynordians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestian. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Talle Liberwillynordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,449 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,769 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talle Liberwillynordia's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Celtic.
Talle Liberwillynordia is ranked 47,440th in the world and 1st in Hearth of Hestia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 154.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, millionaires are surprised to find they are eligible for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love.
- : Following new legislation in Talle Liberwillynordia, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections.
- : Talle Liberwillynordia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Talle Liberwillynordia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Influential, Most Avoided, and Highest Economic Output.