The Grand Event-y Republic of Geopolity Events Administration is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 6.805 billion Geopolity Events Administrationians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Geopolity Events Administrationian economy, worth 281 trillion Geo Credits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,310 Geo Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Geopolity Events Administration's national animal is the Sabby.

Geopolity Events Administration is ranked 90,090^th in the world and 3,659^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.