Population | 22.645 billion |
Capital | The Gay Village |
Leader | The citizens of Gay Equality |
Faith | Humanism |
Currency | Condom |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The citizens of Gay Equality with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.645 billion Homosexual Lovers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gay Village. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The thriving Homosexual Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 3,126 trillion Condoms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,053 Condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and The citizens of Gay Equality lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homosexual Love's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.
Homosexual Love is ranked 5,504th in the world and 3rd in Gay Equality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.17 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Homosexual Love lodged a message on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love banned The Constitutional Monarchy of Protestant Pope from Gay Equality.
- : Homosexual Love suppressed a post on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love lodged a message on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love cancelled the closure of embassies between Gay Equality and Union of Christian Nations.
- : Homosexual Love suppressed a post on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love lodged a message on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love suppressed a post on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love suppressed a post on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.
- : Homosexual Love suppressed a post on the Gay Equality Regional Message Board.