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Nudest: 258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,099th
The Tangled Wonder of
Left-wing Utopia
Anyone can find love, they just have to look for it
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Homosexual Love

Population22.55 billion

CapitalThe Gay Village
LeaderThe citizens of Gay Equality
FaithHumanism

CurrencyCondom
AnimalPhoenix

The Tangled Wonder of Homosexual Love is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The citizens of Gay Equality with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.55 billion Homosexual Lovers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gay Village. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The thriving Homosexual Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 3,166 trillion Condoms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,428 Condoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homosexual Love's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Homosexual Love is ranked 4,181st in the world and 1st in Gay Equality for Most Stationary, with 3,487.7061012 days.

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Nudest: 258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,602ndMost Pacifist: 1,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,743rdSafest: 2,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,569thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,733rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,838thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,554thNicest Citizens: 3,610thHighest Food Quality: 3,628thMost Inclusive: 3,933rdMost Stationary: 4,181stLargest Governments: 4,474thSmartest Citizens: 5,248thLowest Crime Rates: 5,481stBest Weather: 6,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,225thHighest Economic Output: 6,736thHealthiest Citizens: 6,789thMost Influential: 7,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,780thLargest Populations: 12,112thMost Secular: 13,727thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,032ndHighest Average Incomes: 26,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,222ndMost Developed: 27,339th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the region

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