The Democratic Kingdom of Trackeendy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack Pulsipher with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.684 billion Kendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shinso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kendian economy, worth an astonishing 11,121 trillion Dosus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,487 Dosus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackeendy's national animal is the Herophant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solgetsu.

Trackeendy is ranked 447^th in the world and 1^st in Europeia for Safest, scoring 192.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.