The Democratic Kingdom of Trackeendy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jack Pulsipher with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.633 billion Kendians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shinso. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kendian economy, worth an astonishing 10,547 trillion Dosus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,910 Dosus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackeendy's national animal is the Herophant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solgetsu.

Trackeendy is ranked 293,482^nd in the world and 1,382^nd in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.