The Kingdom of Sovereign Realm of Britain is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 78 million British are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient British economy, worth 3.36 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,097 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, the justice of Sovereign Realm of Britain is considered superior to that of other nations, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovereign Realm of Britain's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sovereign Realm of Britain is ranked 221,946^th in the world and 1,127^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.