Population | 7.414 billion |
Capital | Petroskoi |
Leader | Ivan Talvenpoigu |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | rubla |
Animal | eider |
The Republic of Noristoniaka is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ivan Talvenpoigu with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.414 billion Karjalans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petroskoi. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,666 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the eider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Noristoniaka is ranked 3,941st in the world and 63rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Noristoniaka lost the endorsement of The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Faack.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Chronus.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Principate of Montecrux.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The United States of Scutarie.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Kingdom of New Vardarland.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Estellan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 114 » Meropis, Slavatania, Invernessia, Burvenchkaht, An Clar, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, Elisabethshagen, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, UGBK, Trixeland, Imperium Anglorum, Greater Tiberia, The Champions League, Beriwen, Ausvelt, Walfo, Dark Matter, Entians, Sax, NPO2, Irminsulia, Gliesetonia, Nardin, Great Clucky, Ikarus, Rary, MagyaRomania, Stumphosse Res, Kkorea, Agausia, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Ottterland, Jim the Baptist, Pilipinas and Malaya, Regnum Italiae, North of Americas, St Scarlett, Leranditale, Leistrona, Armbruster, The Scandinavian Realm, Seristria, Yourope, East Ase Palmars, Iceagea, Lorissa, Scytharum, Castlenburg, and 64 others.Wyndland, Someseni, New Eestiball, Zaznia, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Outer Sparta, Kanokla, Nordivia, Iquerian, Foudina, Stromia, Calicov, Spruce, Orsik, Neurks Boodal, Ortigia, Elestansa, Salwonia, Artlantic Islands, Wombelland, Karnea, Makykay, Skalliad, Istastioner, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Rome Ruzalls, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, The New Palaces, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Smultronstalle, LeikANsTo, Parharia, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Estellan, New Vardarland, Scutarie, Montecrux, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, and Western Balkania.