The Kingdom of Saint Arsenio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Macio with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.132 billion Saint Arsenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Glennwood. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Arsenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion Arsenian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,327 Arsenian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baiting is a national sport, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph King Macio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Arsenio's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saint Arsenio is ranked 7,980^th in the world and 12^th in Empire of Great Britain for Nicest Citizens, with 37.47 average smiles per day.