The Kingdom of Saint Arsenio is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Macio Glennwood with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.253 billion Saint Arsenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Glennwood. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Arsenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion Arsenian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,490 Arsenian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Christianity now admits men and women into its clergy, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Arsenio's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saint Arsenio is ranked 306,291^st in the world and 347^th in Empire of Great Britain for Most Avoided, scoring 0.49 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.