The Benevolency of HN67 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aechen with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.84 billion Hnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartmount. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,942 trillion Hyns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 148,308 Hyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, board shorts have replaced board rooms, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HN67's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fides.

HN67 is ranked 6,321^st in the world and 94^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.9 law-abiding acts per hour.