Bus StopBoard

George albert hormel wrote:

Hello. I need a volunteer with a van to help me move a couch.

I don't know where it is or what it looks like, but we can just drive around until we see one that looks good and grab it.

Pulls on a ski mask, obscuring his features

C'mon, I've got the windowless van idling in the employee parking lot. Let's go hunting.

Pythagoras trousers wrote:

I need a lift to my alpine hunting cabin. The road will be too icy for a bus.

Pulls on a ski mask, obscuring his features

C'mon, I've got the windowless van idling in the employee parking lot. Let's go hunting.

Shady middle man wrote:

I just saw some unaccompanied children playing over in the park.

Sorry, my van's out of gas. You're on your own, creepy stranger.

Thanks for helping establish embassies with my region. I hope to make great progress with you in the future
Thanks!
Naxor

I'm back!

World bus wrote:

I'm back!

The route down to Balder can be filled with odd company. I try to avoid it, but sometimes the schedule gets complicated and, before you know it, the passengers look like they just rose from the dead. ;-)

The montonian wrote:

There's an election in our region please feel free to vote for a candidate.

Have you got any 'recommendations'?

Holds his hand out, rubbing his fingers together in a universally recognized gesture

The montonian wrote:

No,just vote for a candidate.

Gotcha. *winks* I'll vote for "The best man for the job".

He touches the side of his nose and casts a glance around the room trying to spot the hidden microphones

It would be wrong to pay for anybody's vote.

The bus station employee again holds out his hand expectantly

Chino wrote:

Greetings from Empress Bing, new Regent of World of NationStates.

You'd think the government would provide her with a limousine or something.

Locates the keys for one of the short buses and slips them into his pocket

Okay, I'm ready. Where's the pick-up?

Ramshire wrote:

I am pleased to be a part of a relationship with you, and have great hopes for the future!

Hands them a 'Thank You for using Mass Transit' package which includes a system map, a timetable, some bus tokens and a few advertising coupons from businesses located along the routes

Please stand behind the yellow line while the coach is in motion.

Arabic khemed wrote:

Greetings, Bus Stop! As Vice-Delegate of Court of Law I greatly thank you all for choosing to build an embassy with us.

Can we quote you on that?

Arabic khemed wrote:

Sure!

The bus stop employee hangs a sign on the wall next to his service window which reads-

^{"Greetings, Bus Stop! As Vice-Delegate of Court of Law I greatly thank you all for choosing to build an embassy with us."}

It's nice to know the law is on our side.

I just fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt myself. I was trying to get to the back of a bus.