Population | 10.292 billion |
Capital | Callistan |
Leader | King Spaghet II |
Faith | The Cheesist Traditional Church |
Currency | Gabing |
Animal | Goose |
The Cheese Loving Monarchy of Gabingston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Spaghet II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.292 billion Pepperonis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pepperonan economy, worth a remarkable 3,081 trillion Gabings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 299,381 Gabings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,187,467 per year while the poor average 50,972, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.
There's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Goose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabingston's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cheesist Traditional Church.
Gabingston is ranked 17,767th in the world and 75th in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,591.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Démocratique Socialiste of Prov.
- : Gabingston was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential.
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Tripartite Kingdom of Nova Angelus.
- : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Goose.
- : Gabingston voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Gabingston voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Following new legislation in Gabingston, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Following new legislation in Gabingston, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Gabingston, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Gabingston, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » UPC, Primorye Oblast, Geektopia, Le Libertia, Abardis, PhDre, Eloscape, Decacon, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Pland Adanna, Grande pudimland, Dat Countreh, Wolfsgrad, Nova Angelus, and Prov.