The Stata Unida of Respublica Hyliana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord-President Kirik Neil with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 5.268 billion Hylians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth 832 trillion Hylian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,098 Hylian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police double as repo men, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and some Hylian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Respublica Hyliana's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Respublica Hyliana is ranked 263,652^nd in the world and 143^rd in Anteria for Nicest Citizens, with 0.75 average smiles per day.