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Hakketomat wrote:

I would like to take this moment to talk to you about a looming threat to 10000 Islands: Wischland!

She is evil and you have the right to know why.
If you ever play around with names you'll often land on something funny. With Wischland, however, you will reach a rather concerning name. Try to follow me here:

Wischland can be shortened to Wisch. Nothing bad about that... but that is when you start saying the name out loud and add a few letters.
You'll go from Wisch to Wischy. And then to Wischybischy. Then to Wischybabooshka which is shortened to Wischybaboo. Lastly, it goes over to Wischybooboo. This is the concerning part! Split it up into Wischy and booboo! That sounds remarkably like witchy voodoo.

Wischland is a voodoo practicing witch!

Wischland is also an avid cat lover. Nothing bad about that... however, even though I'm no expert on voodoo, Wischland sounds like a person who would perform voodoo magic on people in the most sinister way. This may include replacing people's heads with cat heads! All just to build her perverted cat empire! Would you want a delegate who defiles humans like that? Would you want your children to have cat heads?

The obvious answer to that question is "no"! You should therefore vote for me, Hakketomat, the candidate whose name has nothing to do with witchery nor voodoo!
The voting period will start on Tuesday!

Thank you for your time,

Hakketomat

Wischland wrote:

I don't replace people's heads with cat heads, I just turn them into cats!

Wischland wrote:

I don't replace people's heads with cat heads, I just turn them into cats!

Wischland wrote:

I don't replace people's heads with cat heads, I just turn them into cats!