The Autonomy The Consul Kingdoms of Guyana Francese is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The cynical population of 533 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyana Francesean economy, worth 56.6 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,274 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, citizens sporting mohawks must carry family trees on them at all times, and onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees.

Guyana Francese is ranked 48,636^th in the world and 338^th in 10000 Islands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,015.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.